If ur name is shai gilgeous-Alexander and you aren’t a pro athlete you got a long road ahead of u in life

Gonzaga @ZagMBB is basically a D1 safe school for white boys who can’t get into duke @DukeMBB

literally cannot go a week w/o a stranger calling me mac miller

how do u get the last sip out of the vita coco

Would’ve been cool if the @WashWizards had drafted ace bailey. Then they would have both a “bub” and an “ace” on their team, which sound like names from some WW2 fighter squadron

yo cats are like “let me find the comfiest place in the world to take a nap” but also like “let me sit on this fork for three hours”

🎵everybody in the club backs zelensky🎵

so did we ever find out what Delilah thought it was like in New York City or nah

Today in DC in front of a grocery store a man told me to not to go too close to the front bc there was vomit on the ground. I said thanks and moved over slightly. Then his friend came out and yelled at me “YOU COULD MOVE, YOU BITCHASS N***A” and then they walked away together❤️

the @dallasmavs haven’t been this tumultuous since the time when toni braxton was f*****g j kidd and jimmy jackson at the same time back in the day

if anyone wants to put my duvet cover on for me I will pay you $15-20 and provide snacks and we can listen to my spotify release radar

I wish amazon would stop asking me to tell they how they did

catwoman doesn’t have any superpowers she just really is into cats a lot

If HOV and Ye didn’t want anyone to find them then why did they make the whole song about how they’re currently in paris

his name is literally jesus of Nazareth why would he be white can someone please google map or wayze it or something please

I know sean and Beyoncé but which carter is jimmy