Delete my Twitter. #2018Goals

Dear @7News: Please, for the love of all that is still good in this world, get your anchor Ryan Schulteis some diction lessons, or tell him to slow tf down when he speaks! He’s constantly tripping over words. It’s ridiculous, given he’s supposed to be a professional broadcaster.

The cdc now recommends you put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, you put your left leg in, and you shake it all about. #cdcsays #CDCRecommends #cdc

"I'm in the mood for a bad case of heartburn and explosive diarrhea."

I haven’t been active on Twitter for almost 2 yrs but I’m breakin that silence bcuz none of my friends watch Mr Robot and I just have to say HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A SHOW!!! #MrRobot #MrRobotFinale #Amazing #GoodbyeFriend #HelloElliot That is all. We now return to radio silence.

Me, watching CNN rn. I mean, what is this?? Besides the obvious "awful." #CNNNYE #HappyNewYear

Let's see if I can make it happen this year. Lol.

Happy New Year! 🍾 #HappyNewYear #NewYearsEve #NYE

Oy, is Andy Cohen annoying. But what else is new? 🙄 #CNNNYE #NewYearsEve #NYE

Happy New Fear 2018, everyone! #NYE #NewYearsEve

Its gonna be so cold in NYC tomorrow night, the Times Square Ball is gonna shrink instead of drop. #NewYearsEve #NYE #NYE2018

Few things annoy me more than when young ppl act so surprised when they find out an actor on their favorite show actually had a full career before said-young-person discovered them on said-show. It's like, wtf? You do know the world existed before you "discovered" it, right? 🙄

Who wants frozen lemonade?! 🍋🐶

"How much is too much banana bread to eat in one sitting?", she wonders aloud as she pulls the fresh baked loaf from the oven. 🤔🍌🍞😋

Chapstick #WeirdThingsToEatWithChopsticks

Boogers #WeirdThingsToEatWithChopsticks

A lollipop 🍭 #WeirdThingsToEatWithChopsticks