General/Charter Towers reporter for Townsville Bulletin. Formally @CountryNews_mmg
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Joined December 2019
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Crafty Movember Play Enables Socceroos To Boost World Cup Hopes With Late Arrival Of Star Recruit
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I see who's in that picture 👀👀
First cross ewes pass $350 a head at Wycheproof's November special sheet sale ift.tt/ZbP72Yk
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"Next thing I know I get spear tackled from behind by these tatted up probationary constables straight outta Goulburn" 🤣
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There are some jobs, where all you have to do is not stuff it up. townsvillebulletin.com.au/ne…
Not often a neighbours calls and says "my fish as escaped, its swimming your way, catch it!". Monique said there was also a man with a pool net on the scene.
Journalist Monique Preston was out at Longstaff street helping catch a pet goldfish for a resident whilst out getting stories in flood effected areas. #vicfloods @sheppartonnews
FINAL EPISODES! In the wise words of Kyabram's Harry: “I don’t think I’ll be planning on dating multiple women anytime soon … I’ve never been so tired in my whole life. Holy hat.”
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They won't be used in the newspaper, but these are still my favourite pics from the Deni Ute Muster 2022 /1
Out of context Deni Ute Muster: "He's air-guitaring the shit out of a sex doll. He's not even 16. That's a new one."
Funniest ad I've seen in ages. Very relatable. I'm also a sagittarius... I think. @ToyotaNZ
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Love is blooming - hearts are captured - candles are on fire. In the wise words of Farmer Ben: “I am very much in another pickle. I seem to be living on a pickle farm not a dairy farm at the moment. I’m really confused.” #FarmerAU
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There I was, driving along, when I noticed a horse and cart turning down a dirt lane beside the highway. After flagging the driver down like an Amish cop, I got a lovely story.
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After some intense investigative journalism, I discover why Kyabram's Farmer Harry has been filming on the NSW hinterland.
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#FarmerAU The recap is here. Sandy the sub-editor deleted my original title which was 'tits in a twist' but I like her testicle pun too. We are professionals.
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Now, as Australians, we must ask ourselves the big question - yes, THAT big question. You know the one....
Are we really going to put Charles on our money?
"City men are no good". "I hope country girls are nicer than city girls." Wha-what the hell is happening in the city??? #FarmerAU
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#FarmerAU ep one review! Student pilot Gabrielle was voted this episode's funniest person. With confidence she walked up, shook hands with Farmer Harry and said “Farmer Chris, was it?”
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"Did you fart? Because you've blown me away?"..."No, you'd know if I've farted. Trust me." You don't get this gold on MAFS #FarmerAU
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