@DaneSager

Reporter @local4news, writes like "an enthusiastic middle schooler." he/him

 Detroit
Joined November 2008
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"How is this racist?" asks racist regarding news story about blatant racism.
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…wait, am I going to be stuck as sKellyton now
Mallory McMorrow
@MalloryMcMorrowOct 20
Remember when this hellsite was fun? (I'd bring Malloween McMorrow 🎃 back but Elon killed joy)
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🎃Danielle👻@DanielleKaatzOct 20
So the Pistons are already the best team in the NBA
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My favorite part of the debate was @JasonColthorp going (paraphrasing, full disclosure) “Great! Neither one of you answered that question.”
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i had many plants grow in my yard that I didn't anticipate because I fed veggie scraps that had seeds to my dog. Happy accident.
Andrew Hilary🇵🇸@AndrewHilaryUSOct 14
I walked out front of my house and there is some kind of pepper plant growing as a weed??? Nobody planted this! Wtf is going on?! Anyone know what kind of peppers these are?
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this old sign on a business in Westland had paint falling off at just the right way to look exactly like how AI creations does background text. I felt like I was having a brain hemorrhage or something at this stoplight.
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It's visible on streetview too maps.app.goo.gl/j9mCMUNF2eQo…

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I have debated on buying this because my sister loved podracer on n64 and this looks exactly how my millennial brain remembers it, but yes, I should wait until post election. Responsibilities and all that.
Jordyn Hermani (🔈: "HerMinE”)@JordynHermaniOct 14
Downloaded “Star Wars: Galactic Racer” as a way to blow off campaign season steam and now I think I’m more stressed out about podracing than I am the general election next month
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Dane sKellyton@DaneSager1 Oct 2020
halloween twitter name is back, don't be scared. it's still me
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 13
i love a grocery store seasonal aisle. what have they done to pretzels this time
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I have seen a silken tofu-based flatbread on my timelines before, so I have tried to find that and am told it doesn't exist. Or the ones that pop up on social media have 1-3 reviews that feel very generated.
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the internet is dead and useless.
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literally the one time I tried to give it the benefit of the doubt; it was 100% useless, did the exact opposite what i asked and made more work for me. xitter.cf/michaelevknight/status…
michael e. v. knight@michaelevknightOct 4
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Sabre | PHM arc@sabre_tvOct 4
OMG this is great. LOOK AT PUMPKIN ROCKYYY
Ali@al_wayshikingOct 4
went to the detroit zoo today and they had a really cool project hail mary pumpkin display
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“I never see you at the club” K. I never see you at the Harvest Festival on Livernois when a guy in skeleton paint is performing a polka about cemeteries
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this "one pot" recipe includes the directions "add the boiled potatoes" and never had a prior step about making potatoes and also a "add boiling water to the sauce that has been on simmer." not acknowledging the use of other pots does not make it a "one pot," my dudes.
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Don't get me wrong, my kitchen smells amazing with fresh ginger and onions and garam masala right now simmering up, but like, there are other pots being used right now in this "one pot"
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this is how I ended up in Atlanta. And Boston. And Chicago. And very nearly Seattle.
erika@yeeeerikaOct 4
me, visiting a city (eating great food, not thinking about work, seeing a bunch of friends): i should move here
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yul
@juliabracadabraOct 1
when you stop caring about being liked or people pleasing, that’s when you’ll be free
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