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Dane Hiser

@DaneHiser

Fundraising manager by day, stir fry cooker and movie watcher by night. Occasional comedian when it takes my fancy and the grip of anxiety is looser than usual.

 Alexandria, Sydney
Joined August 2009
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David Smiedt@Dsmiedt22 Jul 2021
If there isn’t a drag queen out right now called Pfizer Minnelli, I will be somewhat disappointed.
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Two fictional characters in a dimly lit storage facility.
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Type the year you turned 10 into the GIF search field 🥰
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And Flacco - Port Fairy now - Blue Mountains next weekend Ballarat in May then Sydney in July - we really need someone with a map to help us work out a tour.
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Head on over to patreon.com/TotalReboot right now and sign up to get access to our latest bonus episode where we pay TOTAL RESPECT to Uncle Gems himself, #AdamSandler
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The final muster begins 8pm Dec 6th/7th The Royal Exchange in Newcastle. The Sandman and Flacco Tribute Show (All Original Cast). Old and new noises presented with disturbing vulnerability. No one comes back from goodbye.
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Tonight. Spread the word, watch it, spread the word again. Do my job for me. Thank you.
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If you're smugly tweeting about a show being axed, not concerned that people who are now out of work might be reading your tweet, then you have answered your question about why they don't hire you.
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Seriously considering buying that haunted house just so I won’t be lonely.
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A wedding seems like a massive amount of money to spend just to get a new Facebook profile picture.
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I guess we're going to Newcastle in July. Tickets: trybooking.com/book/event?ei…
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...hey, girl.
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The first episode of @tonightly went to air a year ago today. We went on to make 160 episodes, fix every social and political issue through the power of satire, get cancelled and break the ABC. Good times.
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These dapper chaps are doing a twirl at Yarraville. This Friday, 2nd Oct. It’ll be...
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Bryan@matte_blackkkk22 Sep 2018
best shit i ever made 🤣🤣🤣
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The extra 5 minutes in the make-up chair makes all the difference. #HYBPA
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Sandringham. Maybe time to trim that foliage back:
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I am very proud of this song I wrote with @Brocklesnitch and @wyattnixonlloyd ... An amazing @tonightly team put it together in the hope that sweet sweet funk will help an unpalatable but important message get across.
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My biggest weakness is probably the sheer volume of my other weaknesses.
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Cooking steak is the only time someone will honestly tell you 'well done' when you've fucked it
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