Passionate advocate for luxurious periwigs and the finest quality gentlemen's hosiery.

Wellington City, New Zealand
Joined January 2020
Associate Education Minister David Seymour announces new supplier for school lunch programme
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Casey Costello's "welcome to the Health portfolio!" gift to Simeon Brown, until he's old enough to buy his own. #nzpol
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The horrific Zapruder film of Santa being assassinated by The Grinch
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Impossible to predict how this conversation is going to go.
Sean Plunket talks to Bob Jones about the hīkoi, TJ Perenara's haka & Jaguar's rebrand. Watch the full interview with @SeanPlunket & Bob Jones at theplatform.kiwi/
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I tried one of these stones while scrolling through X and you won't believe the unnerving stuff I saw.
“Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?” These Scottish witch stones might help you find out! Folklore says peering through the hole lets you see through illusions, revealing the true form of any witch trying to disguise themselves. Student curated Witchcraft in Scotland Exhibition link in comment: via University of Aberdeen Collections #WyrdWednesday #WitchyWednesday
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Dammit. I don't have the right allen key to assemble my kit-set chicken.
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I'll sleep easier tonight now the escaped rubbish skip has finally been captured.
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Me whenever I use sugar rather than sweetener in my coffee.
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Here you see tens of thousands of people protesting outside New Zealand's parliament today. You know what you don't see? You don't see a noose and gallows. You don't see a mob storming the building. You don't see guards being attacked. You don't see people being killed.
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Today my brain is a shitty traveling companion.
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I've been removing my makeup after the election party.
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I have my summer bedtime set-up all ready to go.
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It was the most erotically charged moment of their lives.
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