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Nairobi, Kenya
Joined July 2018
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“…Babe wachana na hawa watu wanaongea mbaya twitter, hakuna ata mwenye ako na cayenne”
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Touching down looking like a refurbished goon😖
Touching down in Mwanza, Tanzania for Ms. Charlene Ruto's big day.
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The International Monetary Fund (IMF) has urged President William Ruto's administration to broaden Kenya's tax base rather than raise rates. The warning comes at a time when the IMF says Kenya is facing significant fiscal and debt crises that have compounded the cost-of-living burden on Kenyans, a burden critics say Ruto's administration has deepened with a heavy load of taxes and levies. standardmedia.co.ke/business…
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Everyone should just date a partner they can afford and be satisfied with
The way I see things lately, men are the prize. We are limited.
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I hope it is not because of a woman
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ODM rally ongoing at Jacaranda Grounds without Edwin Sifuna 😂😂. Ni Mbayaaaaa
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Sisi hatuna hata issue na loan yako, just name one lecturer from North Carolina university
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We will miss her firm and no-nonsense interviewing style
“The next departure is always tougher than the last one. This is the toughest I have had to deal with in my leadership of the newsroom. The industry will miss you; this is an industry dent, and we want to wish you the very best in your next endeavors,” RMS Editorial Director @LinusKaikai's remarks as @YvonneOkwara signs off from RMS
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Itakuwa sherehe kubwa sana, Omwami. We will fill the streets with crowds, car horns, fireworks, and flares 😂
I don’t know if those who are categorical that there can be no miracles in elections are following the happenings in Serbia and Brazil. Im super encouraged for 2027 because we in Kenya pray to the same God. Inshallah we get ours too.
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Forget about all those long statements, the actual message is "Secure adequate funding" so that it can be looted
Declare road safety a national disaster Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity. As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement. Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments. Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital. Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority. With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster. DIRECTOR GENERAL @TransportKE
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Once a man no longer chases pussy, he sees how average most women really are. Pretty faces. Empty minds. Predictable games.
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My HB was telling me today how brutal the dating scene is sahii for him and niggas in general. Everyone wants money, to be taken care of, bills paid etc etc….kinda felt bad for him lakini sasa atadu😭😂
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The level of corruption in Kenya is out of control, and the same is reflected in the procurement sector
Another ​18 floors in Eastleigh, held up by columns thinner than my legs, it's literally standing on toothpicks. ​Revoke the engineers' licenses and jail the entire approvals committee. The corruption is out of control. ​The approvals board needs a public beating, public participation! This is madness.
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Sakaja LIED to Kenyans that the building that collapsed in Eastleigh had NO APPROVAL yet He approved the construction. I have posted the approval that was done on 13th February, 2024. This is a big joke from the incompetent sakaja. He must take responsibility for this tragedy after collecting a bribe of 120million.
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🇰🇪 An 18-storey building under construction collapsed in Nairobi, Kenya Numerous people, including construction workers and nearby pedestrians, are trapped under the rubble.
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Protests in France have turned completely violent over the cost of living 🤯
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A famous presenter on his way back to Kiss 100
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When the president is actively campaigning and mobilizing huge crowds 🤔
Kenya has confirmed a third case of the Ebola Bundibugyo virus. The patient, a 65-year-old woman, is a primary contact and a close relative of the first and second cases and had been under quarantine.
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They really look so desperate,who is advising Ruto
President Ruto, Mudavadi, and Wetang’ula Open Masinde Muliro Business Park Market, Constructed by the County Government, as Governor Natembeya Vows to Reopen It on Monday.
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Tulia ipenye akiiz.
To the wire - Iam ready!
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