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New Zealand Pastry Chef & washed up reality TV star, thats about me in a nutshell. follow me on Instagram https://xitter.cf/t.co/SrMYvDfoDM

Auckland
Joined October 2009
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Me everyday.
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Still thinking about it...youtu.be/zem5bQ4SzMI
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I see so much cock on this site I should even the odds
Using a ringlight to illuminate your p**** through a dress is unironically a 4000 IQ breakthrough in content creation. I don't necessarily approve of what she's doing here, but I recognize creative genius when I see it
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More movies should end with EC comics style karmic punishment
This shit traumatized me when I was a child lol.
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white family confronts and harrasses successful black man in his own home
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I still think about this
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Teletubbies episode ‘The Lion & The Bear’ (1997) was banned in 1999 after being considered too scary for its target audience (children aged 1-4). Parents made numerous complaints about the age-inaccurate music, scary voices, dark tone, dialogue as well as the ending chase scene.
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James: now the thing about this movie is... Mason: IT'S LIKE IF A SHOE HAD A GUN AT A RAVE
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Catch me on @SundayTVNZ, this Sunday night! I sat down with @MarkCrysell to talk all things miniatures, Los Angeles and historic preservation.
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Evangelical Leaders Announce J.K. Rowling Finally Bigoted Enough That It’s Okay For Kids To Read About Witchcraft bit.ly/3xxoxTb
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You have some magic time travel trains @AklTransport the 18:05 train that never turned up is somehow 4 mins behind the the 18:25 MAGIC
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My parents are using their car to charge their phones. Bloody insane
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One of the things that bugged me about Ready Player One was that despite being set in 2045, there was no made-up future pop culture, as though everyone stopped making new things in 2016. Now I realize that was the most realistic part of the movie.
Imagine going back to 1989 when Batman and Last Crusade are in theaters & your younger self asks what are you all excited about in 2023 & answering Michael Keaton playing Batman and Harrison Ford playing Indiana Jones.
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I know I say it all the time, but this cyclone is just like a normal day in Wellington
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