Dad to two terrors and slowly convincing them that being a 🍊 is the future #utmp
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I'm selling tickets to Snow Patrol on Twickets (face value or less) twckts.com/XBJG #Twickets @snowpatrol @TheCoopLive @Twickets
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What the actual hell @LEGO_Group @LEGOFortnite ?
Any clues what we tell our 8 year old son on Christmas morning?
We ordered this WEEKS ago 😡
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Playing catch up with @chatabix1 and David has just found his Allen key topped nut and bolt. Unbridled joy for detectorist, the co-host and listener alike.
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Oasis were at their greatest pomp at this very point and no one will convince me otherwise.
@oasis #oasis2025
Oasis - Acquiesce - The White Room 17.04.95 youtu.be/7qvKdXA1EGI?si=uhU-… via @YouTube
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Disappointing from @BlackpoolFC
Both the Club and @LeoVegasUK will be showing support for #SaferGamblingWeek during Saturday’s home fixture against Shrewsbury Town, with key messaging located on the front of shirt.
➡️ blackpoolfc.co.uk/news/2023/…
🍊 #UTMP
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Wow. Yep, agreed @JonathanPieNews
I’m not one to mince words at the best of times, but well, brace yourself for my take on Suella Braverman.
Full version here: youtu.be/dspmCsq7ghw?si=0Kii…
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I’m not a Man U fan or indeed a rival fan (I am a 🍊). But as a father, brother and a human being, if Man U keep this scumbag on they are an absolute disgrace
Official #mufc statement on Mason Greenwood.
Following the dropping of all charges against Mason Greenwood in February 2023, Manchester United has conducted a thorough investigation into the allegations made against him.
This has drawn on extensive evidence and context not in the public domain, and we have heard from numerous people with direct involvement or knowledge of the case.
Throughout this process, the welfare and perspective of the alleged victim has been central to the club’s inquiries, and we respect her right to lifelong anonymity.
We also have responsibilities to Mason as an employee, as a young person who has been with the club since the age of seven, and as a new father with a partner.
The fact-finding phase of our investigation is now complete, and we are in the final stages of making a decision on Mason’s future.
Contrary to media speculation, that decision has not yet been made and is currently the subject of intensive internal deliberation. Responsibility ultimately rests with the Chief Executive Officer.
Once made, the decision will be communicated and explained to the club’s internal and external stakeholders.
This has been a difficult case for everyone associated with Manchester United, and we understand the strong opinions it has provoked based on the partial evidence in the public domain. We ask for patience as we work through the final stages of this carefully considered process.
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@rickygervais afternoon chief. On way into Liverpool. What time will you haul your hairy ass onto the stage? Thanks
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In my view a great decision and I hope it pays off. Wasn’t ideal when he left but life is far too short to be holding a grudge. We had the best times under Critch since the Holloway era 🍊🍊🍊 #blackpoolfc
Blackpool Football Club is delighted to announce the reappointment of Neil Critchley as Head Coach on a four-year deal.
blackpoolfc.co.uk/news/2023/…
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Well isn’t The Cockfields just wonderful? @chatabix1 @gillinghamjoe Loving the soundtrack too - bit of Bon Iver 👌
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Watch this if you think it’s ‘the fat lazy fucker behind the ticket desk holding the country to ransom’ @JonathanPieNews
Just in case you don’t know where I stand on all the bloody lazy bastards striking today …
I stand with them!
youtu.be/Gljtvwhcdhc
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