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Dan Taylor

@DanTaylorAuthor

Author of the Jake Hancock comedic mystery series, Hilariously Sober blog, and other trash. All high quality tweets are written by him personally.

 Oslo, Norway
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Joined May 2013
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No Hitmen in Heaven: equal parts exciting and disturbing, like being chased through a forest by a rapist in a combine harvester. FREE for US Kindle readers >> mybook.to/nohitmeninheaven
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Coronavirus-pandemic small business loans remind me of when Andy Parker stole my fountain pen in eighth grade and offered to sell it back to me.
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Kinda expert parenting advice from comedy writer: suck it up. Pride might get your baby’s neck snapped. passmethebabywipes.home.blog…
I Nearly Snapped My Baby’s Neck Over Three Hundred Times

I Nearly Snapped My Baby’s Neck Over Three Hundred Times

“I love my baby so much, I’d tell someone I’d die for her and be convinced I totally meant it.”

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Kinda expert parenting advice from comedy writer: your baby thinks you’re a sucker if you give in to this. passmethebabywipes.home.blog…
Your Baby Thinks You’re a Sucker

Your Baby Thinks You’re a Sucker

“It was a practical nightmare, one that would surely leave Siri, my fiance, wishing she was in fact stuck in some Japanese torture room instead of the hell that had become our home.”

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🧟JUST PUBLISHED🧟 🖤Read for FREE🖤 The speedboat chopped through the waves as it raced toward the island. Beth tugged on the strap across Lizzie's chest. The makeshift harness held firm... #readingcommunity #shortstories #Fiction #horror coffeehousewriters.com/miser…
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Gravestones for Giants is now available on Amazon: amazon.com/dp/170644981X?ref… Find my other novels at my Author Page: amazon.com/-/e/B07ZLHKNFH I'm so very happy to be a part of #amwriting again as I set sail for Novel #6. Thank you, #WritingCommunity pals! You've rejuvenated me!
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An interesting crime story with no murder in the plot Good escape from the stress of our current situation A detective works a routine case that results in him having to deal with the Russian Mafia Scene is the tropical paradise of South Miami Beach snbronsteinauthor.com
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My story, produced by @ Poison Pictures (@CallieSchuttera & @G_Ledesma), has been sold 4 domestic & international distribution! Read the #book before u see the #film. ☀️ tinyurl.com/h8hfrfg ☀️ #lesbian #romance #India #mystery #pregnancy #lesfic #family #tw4rw @MelangeBooks
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"Erotically primal & intoxicating!... a raw soul-to-soul connection." 💙 Steamy Regency #HistoricalRomance Set in America Read a Sexy Excerpt ---> buff.ly/2Fv77Le Bargain Bundle ღ 99 Cents FREE with #KindleUnlimited buff.ly/2Fv79mk 🖤• 🖤 •.¸🎀.• 🖤 • 🖤
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“Your surprise won’t hurt me, will it?” asked Juice. The Crystal Series – classic sci-fi thrills Start with first book CRYSTAL DECEPTION Series info: CrystalSeries.com Buy link: amazon.com/default/e/B00F7IJ… #asmsg #ian1
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★★★★★ “Fast flowing and engaging” BUMP TIME ORIGIN Time-travel Suspense by the author of Crystal Deception Amazon: amazon.com/gp/product/B07PFC… Author Page: crystalseries.com #timetravel #scifi #kindleunlimited #scifi
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Authors for the plot of your new book. Please see how S. Jones & I, John Allen quit smoking with Acamprosate. View website campralquitsmoking.com/ You couldn't dream up a story like this in your wildest dream. It will be a best seller. Retweet...
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'There's nothing there in the darkness that isn't there in the light.' Cold comfort to a child trapped in a world of night. amazon.com/Affinitys-Window-… #horror #amreading #Supernatural #MondayVibes #IARTG #ASMSG #WritingCommnunity #BookBoost #ghoststories #suspense #IndieApril
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When Brigid MacDonald finds herself in a castle in 15th-c Scotland, she steals a horse & flees. She knows how to fight, but these groomsmen are relentless! #IndieApril #MondayMorning #romcom #readingcommunity #MedievalRomance #Highlander #ancient #love amazon.com/Future-Bride-MacL…
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It’s #IndieApril!! Book 3: A Lesbian Love Triangle with a Side Order of Dead Ex-Girlfriends! Love can be hard... Hard to see. Hard to find. Hard to keep. #indiebooks #indieauthor #lesfic #lesbian #ffromance #romance #amreadingromance #IARTG #BookBoost amazon.com/Dead-Arrival-Sapp…
Dead On Arrival

Dead On Arrival

A Lesbian Love Triangle with a Side Order of Dead Ex-Girlfriends! Tori: What do you do when you're in love with your best friend? Nat: What do you do when your new girlfriend thinks your best friend...

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PawPaw's "Weekend Kids Challenge" Ideas for family fun Try any three activities, anytime this weekend. Post about your fun with #PawPawsChallenge (An alternative to dangerous challenges on social media) #FamilyFun #FamilyTime #ParentingTips #QuarantineLife #QuarantineAndChill
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"The Gurkhas fought for the British over 200 years, Yet nobody could defeat them in a fair game, Now one of their own has arrived with a pen, And promised to give them a proper name!" - (C) TIM I GURUNG/AUTHOR 👏🍀📖👍✍️🙏 #TheGurkhas #Nepal #Briitsh
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New stories coming soon to randyromerofiction.blogspot.… #Horror #Fiction #ShortStories #FlashFiction #MicroFiction #vss #HorrorFiction #SciFi #DarkFiction #DarkFantasy #Mystery #Suspense #amwritingfiction #amwritinghorror
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#outdoor #camping #familydayweekend #family #getoutside #naturelovers #hike #healthandwellness #spring #Summer2020 #sale #exercise #optoutside #beprepared To buy backpackpackjohn.com
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I'm not a #writer. 100% #editor. When I #amediting your novel, I'm not agonizing over time that could be spent on my #WIP. You have my complete focus. And after, your book is special. I buy it, promote & support you. #WritingCommunity pls RT! #IARTG
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