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Dan

@DanSuperdan2

Chelsea 💙

 Nairobi
Joined October 2013
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New Mpesa balance is Ksh98.96
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Kestin@keskanana12h
Promise mingi time ya mechi achana nazo, si ushapewa jamani😂
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Speaking from experience, David? What else do you feed on?
David Ndii (@DavidNdii) profile pictureDavid Ndii
@DavidNdiiNov 6
Replying to @gem_lands
Cows eat fodder. Dairy meal is a minor supplement.
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@droid25422h
I hope these kinda clowns just remain in UDA and ODM... LM should not tolerate such
bahatikenya (@BahatiKenya) profile picturebahatikenya@BahatiKenya23h
IT’S OFFICIAL! 🙏 BAHATI KIOKO FOR MP MATHARE CONSTITUENCY 2027! Dear My Home People, My Roots, My Background… Dear MATHARE! For the longest time, Mathare has never had an MP born and raised in this great constituency. We’ve continued to elect visitors while our own people
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This is how you get gaslit into accepting disrespect.
Jeffrey K 🍉 (@JayFreaKay) profile pictureJeffrey K 🍉
@JayFreaKayNov 6
The line between banter and offense is drawn by our insecurities.
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Tbh you shouldn’t be a Kenyan then call yourself a Kenyan Somali, you’re a Kenyan. Maasai’s don’t call themselves Kenyan Maasai’s and sijui anga Kenyan Luhyas. You’re a Kenyan, nothing more, nothing less.
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Sometimes I think the vitriol towards your people is deserved because what is this? Like genuinely?
mahmud (@muduabdull) profile picturemahmud
@muduabdullNov 6
A monkey eater from Congo claims that he owns a country 😂😂 Rudi Congo na uendelee kukula Monkey kama ndugu zako wa Congo
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@ElsSaidItNov 6
Those heavy school bags were the lightest burden we ever carried.
Nompumelelo MK (@MissLELOMK1) profile pictureNompumelelo MK
@MissLELOMK1Nov 6
Adulting has made you realize what? 👀
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Mschana 1st born wa SDA hawes kukupea such yearning
𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐙𝐄 (@kingjones6461) profile picture𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐙𝐄@kingjones6461Nov 5
What i need ryn😶
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Replying to @gladyswanga
Class imewakataa kabisa. Out here looking like Quickmart Druski
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Replying to @Kenyans
Almost looks like historical photos, wow!
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A drunk young woman under the influence of alcohol tried to fight with random men, but one of the dude handles her in a completely new way
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No one, especially within EAC, wants to see Mogadishu burn. For the greater good of EAC, we want Somalia to bounce back and be better. WE WANT TO SEE ALL THE SOMALI REFUGEES FINALLY RETURN HOME AFTER 30+ YEARS OF WAR.
S.A 🇸🇴🇸🇦🇵🇸🇩🇯🇩🇿🇹🇷🇪🇭 (@S_Ali0011) profile pictureS.A 🇸🇴🇸🇦🇵🇸🇩🇯🇩🇿🇹🇷🇪🇭@S_Ali0011Nov 5
Hey Haters, i know u want Mogadishu to see burning. Not gonna happen Insha'Allah😉 #Somalia
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Naisha mimi😂
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𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜 (@Dendricck) profile picture𝙻𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜@DendricckNov 6
Zile quotes landlord anadrop huko WhatsApp ni kama kuna walevi wamesahau kulipa rent na wakapost wakiwa sherehe😂
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Mbinya@Mbinya__Nov 6
I have heard a news presenter pronounce debris as debris. I am rage baited.
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"Cristiano Ronaldo finished second to Messi even in retirement"
The Sun Football ⚽ (@TheSunFootball) profile pictureThe Sun Football ⚽
@TheSunFootballNov 5
Cristiano Ronaldo finished second to Messi even in retirement – the ending to his Portugal career is sad and predictable thesun.co.uk/sport/40926515/…
Cristiano Ronaldo finished second to Messi even in retirement – the ending to his Portugal career...

Cristiano Ronaldo finished second to Messi even in retirement – the ending to his Portugal career...

EVEN when it came to retiring from international football, Cristiano Ronaldo finished second to Lionel Messi. Two months after Messi confirmed he would not wear the blue and white shirt again, Rona…

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SNOW@gachigwa99Nov 5
Mlisema age discourse huwa mbaya tu ikiwa ni men with younger girls?
The Go Getter (@CallmeSonik) profile pictureThe Go Getter@CallmeSonikNov 5
The rizzz with this age is insane. Highly recommend. Bora ako na kitambulisho. You're about to experience the best phase of your life sis☺️
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Driving past it.
carbonbuns (@carbonbuns) profile picturecarbonbuns@carbonbunsNov 5
what’s the healthiest option at kfc
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Jah bless fi di yut and all piiipo inadi kenia and Jamieka.
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Hapa Paul Mackenzie alikuwa anajiona stero.
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