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I hate this bio. (Parody)

Joined August 2021
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Indie. portrayal of dan (from dan vs.) mature themes are present. tl flexible. loosely based off of the tv show && personal headcanons. mdni. lewd only in dms. oc && mv welcome. descriptive && literate. ship w/ chem.
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Why, yes, I am this supposed 'angry lil guy' you so speak of.
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Not a very befitting description, mind you, but it sticks. Unfortunately.
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I'd like to clarify that my revenge schemes have at least 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 merit to them. More so than you might think.
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// Dan Vs. DESERVED another season or two, even if it's fanmade.
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Wakey, wakey, eggs and revengey!
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``Thinking about it now, I revengeify a lot of things, huh.``
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// idk what to do with this account i just pretend to be dan and call it a day
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📌 ⓘ this user hates everything.
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``Ugh, my back is ki-i-i-illing me.. so sore from laying upon this mattress. I hate this mattress. Hate it.``
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``I assume the man upstairs or whatever probably acknowledged how amazing I am, so he, well, gave me what I wanted at last.``
“Specifically; what happened to you that made you want to take a relax day? Did the world finally decide NOT to bully you for once???”
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``What HASN'T happened to me?``
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``......Normally, I would go and scheme as I'm used to, but I think I'm having a stress-free day for once. A Dan-Not-Angry day, if you will.``
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// idk are you enjoying Dan Vs. tho
((Ngl it's hard to find good shots of him lol.
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// i did not know this and i am glad you are (probably because i too have been binge watching it)
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