Tell your sister to stop fucking calling me.

Joined October 2013
Replying to @deshaunwatson
@deshaunwatson isn’t it wild that Ray Lewis murdered someone and didn’t miss a game?
Would Ohtani be fun to trade for? Absolutely. But, giving up that much of your system for 2 months of a player makes zero sense. Plus, the history of teams chasing playoffs and going all in on rentals is awful. Almost always ends poorly.
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Dan The Great retweeted
A large, vocal contingent of Mets fans at Fenway have found common ground with Red Sox fans in the form of chanted antipathy towards the Yankees.
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Replying to @IanMBrowne
@IanMBrowne can we please talk about the strike zone? I’ve been watching 100+ Red Sox games a season for 13 years now and this is the worst I’ve seen the strike zone this late into the season. April makes sense. June? This is bad.
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I actually don’t want robot umpires and I would be the first to say it’s a difficult and thankless job, but this has been ridiculous.
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Hey @Twitter what the fuck is up with ALL these tweets in my feed from accounts I don’t fucking follow?
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Literally hundreds of tweets from accounts I don’t follow. What’s the point of following someone if I’m gonna see their tweets regardless? Fuck your stupid fucking algorithm you ruined your own products #twitter #sucks #elonfuckedtwitter
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If I hear another old fat white Republican talk about how they’re being targeted by Biden I might just kill myself
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Dan The Great retweeted
#trump is a racist and #biden is gay what happened America
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I’m not convinced Roger Goodell wasn’t behind 9/11 honestly #NFL
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Anyone else watching this #Bachelor #WomenTellAll with their owners(wives) and paying more attention than them? Just me?
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Is Lebron really gonna spend his last seasons in the league on a bad Lakers team?
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Purple rain, purple raiiiiiin
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#trump is a racist and #biden is gay what happened America
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But all that racist sexist homophobic stuff? Yeah all that’s the same
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