Much like how effective Nov. 1 Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" takes over as the official theme song of the season, can we please start doing the same throughout October with anything and everything from 1998's "Hellbilly Deluxe" by @RobZombie .
Instead of "Like," can Microsoft please come up with a reaction in Teams that is merely "Acknowledged?"
In case you were wondering if the SaaS model was taking over the business world, I just received an offer to subscribe to shampoo.
Dear, stupid project management system I use every day at work. It is 4:23 p.m. on Friday. I have one last upload before my final end-of-week check on my jobs. Stop. Freezing. Up. On. Me. You. Stupid. Jeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrkkkkk!
Spirit Halloween needs to start renting out abandoned malls in their entirety and setting up indoor Haunted Themes parks. Each department store could be its own haunted house, and the other stores give room for side attractions, concessions, gift shops, etc.
Downloaded a grocery list app. Now I get daily emails with tips & advice.
I do not continuously ponder & work to improve my grocery shopping skills.
Do not email me every day just to boost views for your content. Use social and (less-frequent) newsletters.
#MarketingFail
Official course maps are out for Ironman Michigan. Took a look at the bike course's elevation map. Fuuuuuuuuudge...
I was just quoted $3,649 for a new sliding patio door.
If I'm going to pay that much, I fully expect that I'll have the option to either step through it and into another dimension or possibly bestow eternal youth upon myself.
We may be amidst the collapse of society as we know it, but if there's a silver lining, we'll at least get to experience it to a soundtrack based on the re-emergence of old-school Metallica thanks to Stranger Things.
It's Friday, there is a new season of #StrangerThings4 , and we have 3 types of ice cream in the house.
We are ready to freakin RAGE.
This year's big race: IronMan 70.3 Michigan.
Time to learn how to swim in a frigid, choppy lake and ride and run on hills.
ironman.com/im703-michigan
It's been almost a month since Easter and I still have candy left, which I'm pretty sure is the most grown-up thing I've ever done.
Signed up for #Triathon Race #1 for the season.
It's going to be COLD, but I need to start working my way up to making those @usatriathlon rankings.
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Wrapping up my work week with an extensive argument with a co-worker about who would win in a fight between James Bond and Wolverine.
I really don't think there's a debate to be had here.