@DanG239

sarcastic piping hot Miami sports takes

 Coming of the fly bridge
Joined February 2010
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X gonna give it to ya
SunSentinel Dolphins
@SSMiamiDolphins27 Oct 2022
#Dolphins star Xavien Howard sued by woman alleging he gave her an incurable STD trib.al/syLmFdw
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The OG of phone sex
Interesting AF
@interesting_aIl17h
This telephone from the 1950s had a truly unique style, with a colourful design that looked unlike ordinary phones of its time Made by Sweden’s Ericsson, the Ericofon combined the handset and dial into one sleek, futuristic shape
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Put the fries in the bag bro
The White House
@WhiteHouse15h
Only in America.
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The mid term buy is in full effect
Polymarket
@Polymarket21h
JUST IN: Trump unveils $8,000,000,000.00 in emergency aid for U.S. farmers struggling with soaring diesel prices.
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Can't wait to see the Floridaman story that will come from this
Polymarket
@Polymarket15h
JUST IN: Florida becomes home to America's first flying police vehicle, as Florida Polytechnic debuts a manned electric aircraft for surveillance & emergency response.
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Oh good then he can give his money to charities
Polymarket
@Polymarket18h
JUST IN: Elon Musk declares money will become irrelevant, predicting future currency will be measured in “wattage and tonnage.”
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Novig
@Novig17h
The wait is over. The 2026 NBA season starts TONIGHT.
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Giannis Butler
𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉
@HeatvsHatersOct 19
Miami looks very good on Giannis
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Its hilarious that firing McNugget would result in a even worse ex Dolphins coach stepping in lol
Evan Sidery
@esideryOct 14
Mike McDaniel could be fired as the Chargers’ offensive coordinator soon, if they’re unable to make significant improvements, per @espn. If Los Angeles cans McDaniel, Adam Gase would step in as the interim offensive coordinator.
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This and some crown royal probably cause a political fight at Thanksgiving for me
nick 📚@whirrfanboyOct 13
I’m SO back
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Imma start doing door to door sales
Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower
@ConditionOne247Oct 14
It wasn’t me. I’m posting her mugshot as proof.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The images depict a fabricated or AI-generated news story and mugshot. No such Marla Jensen arrest or incident exists in Benton County records or local news coverage. recentlybooked.com/ar/benton nwaonline.com
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Jolina Jasmine@JolinaJasmineOct 13
The Trump administration isn’t even trying to hide the aliens anymore bro
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BampunchedHerro retweeted
JeffSC
@liberalismONCMDOct 13
Last time I saw a face like that I was taking a hook out of its mouth on Lake Okeechobee. Damn
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Her emails Tan suit Auto pen Top 3 reasons
Patrick De Haan
@GasBuddyGuyOct 14
BREAKING: 2026 has now seen more days with average gas prices over $4/gal than any year before: 158 days
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My tin foil stock is rising
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
JUST IN: Trump administration announces Barbera Thornhill has joined the State Department to lead U.S. efforts against human trafficking.
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Funny your bot likes are noticeably down on this engagement post you jackass
Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEaglemanOct 12
Hey @grok, this rumor is spreading fast. Did Ukraine really blow up a "Russian bot farm" that made MAGA commenters vanish from social media? Is there any credible source for this at all, or is it just propaganda?
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Russia bot farm lol
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
BREAKING: Fox News is currently down.
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Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 13
Trump's new White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia is completely lost for words and fumbling on her first day as she reads off a script
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NBACentral
@TheDunkCentralOct 13
LeBron praises the Miami Heat “It’s gonna be damn good. — I think defensively they’re gonna be damn good. You look at Wiggins, Bam, Giannis, Davion Mitchell, they gonna be damn good. You have Spo there, he knows how to put the pieces in position, in the right place. — Bobby Portis is one of my favorite players. I love Bobby Portis. It’s a very exciting team. We’ll l just see how it comes together, which I think it will” (@mindthegamepod / h/t @TheHeatCentral )
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Guardian caps are terrible when you get a flag called on you make you look like a giant dick head
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Omar Kelly
@OmarKellyOct 12
Malik Willis can make plays and throws maybe 15 percent of NFL QBs can make. What this coaching staff needs to do is get him to make the simple ones repetitively. And the front office needs to get him a more stable line and better weapons.
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