DanAcquisto

If it’s alright with you, Target, I think I’ll skip the sale and pay full price, thanks you! You know #inflation is bad when the #sale price is higher than the normal price. #target

Is anyone else considering becoming president, then allegedly committing a crime, just so you can have a traffic-free, uninterrupted car trip through Manhattan? 🚦🚙

Nothing quite like starting your day by accidentally sitting in a mystery liquid on a subway seat. #mta #surprise! #soggybottom

Wishing the Canisius College Little Theatre a terrific run of @LikeYouLikeIt this weekend. Buffalo, NY’s premiere of the show! #breakaleg! #buffalo #shakespeare #musicaltheatre @BwayLicensing @Sammy_A_Buck

In tonight’s @mta trip, my car had 56% of the riders not wearing masks properly or at all. Most had no masks at all. It’s still required, right?

Let’s see. 13 out of 37 passengers not wearing masks on this train ride means 35% of people not following the @mta public transportation mask mandate. #notfeelingsafe

Since there were less riders on my trip today, I was able to take “attendance.” In the 1st car, 27.7% weren’t wearing masks properly or at all. I’m the 2nd car, 40% we’re not. One guy was blaring his music, but at least he was wearing a mask. Where’s the enforcement, @MTA #mask

Happiness is having the entire laundromat to yourself.

My local CBS news lied to me. They said coming up next was @colbertlateshow but instead they showed an unwanted golf sports show. This is not the first time they done this. #whocanyoutrust?

It’s always comforting to find that sweet spot equidistant between two non-maskers when riding the @mta.

Tune in to MusicalTheatreRadio.com Saturday at 10am Eastern! @Sammy_A_Buck and myself among other writers get interviewed and present a song.

Is it too late to share my New Year's / Holiday Card animation short? Enjoy! youtu.be/WCIXvKxkwlc

4 years ago today Broadway Records dropped the Like You Like It Studio Cast RADcording. Since the release, the musical’s been performed on 4 continents thru Broadway Licensing/Playscripts, Inc. As of this month, the song “It Could Totally Happen” has streamed 100k+ on Spotify!

"The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. Therefore, this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new president.” —Mitch McConnell

I’m confused how the @mta says we cannot ride the subway without a mask but doesn’t enforce it. There are people without masks on the train with few places to distance from them. #petridish2020 #deathtrain2020