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Dan

@Dan081275

51 - Yankees fan. Crossword enthusiast. Can make chocolate disappear. I am also @DanielAshley13

 Westchester County, NY
Joined December 2016
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Why would someone destroy your sweater? Your friends are toxic, Weezer
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#SomedayIPlanTo stop procrastinating, eventually.
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Maybe your baby is crying because he can't handle the beauty that is McRib Season
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#WhenItsColdItsTimeTo bundle up just like Randy.
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#SomedayIPlanTo be polite to stupid people
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#SomedayIPlanTo Be abducted by an intelligent life force
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#ItReallyAintEasy To fall into a furry adorable death trap. โค๏ธ ๐Ÿฑ
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#HowICreepItReal warm.
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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.
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No wonder our infrastructure is crumbling We built this city on rock and roll
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#TheBestWayToEatHotFood Hot, like spicy? With a glass of milk
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The monster under your bed says hi
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Found a 95 year old painting in my attic How he got up there I'll never know
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#ItReallyAintEasy putting up a 12 foot tree!
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#WhenItsColdItsTimeTo stop going commando . . .
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Seeing if this is working. Did I just break this account, too?
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#YouLookLikeYouNeed A healthy diet and an exercise program
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#YouLookLikeYouNeed to join the hashtag game fun going on right now.
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#YouLookLikeYouNeed A massage
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