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Joined April 2017
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Two months one day
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cyprian retweeted
Reminiscing on 2026 World Cup, what a beautiful tournament
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Omg I screamed
Dear Nigerians You single handedly tripled my LinkedIn following So I do appreciate you guys But if I may Employers will find it a little bit suspicious that you worked with us as a quantitative analyst for 3y But then worked as a chef at “Chicken Republic” for 11 months Apparently it’s a fast food in Lagos
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Abiiii
Replying to @Kingggg__
UsE THat vEX CaRRY MiC, enTer StUDio, SiNg youR SongS.
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😂😂😂
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Usher and Chris Brown's Los Angeles Concert Canceled Amid Ongoing Feud Details: tmz.com/2026/11/10/usher-and…
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This is a hit piece, plain and simple. Skydance wants to downplay every single project under the previous regime to prop up their hijacking of DC. Saying that Superman had “no cultural impact” Calling Lanterns viewership “decent” even though it was the third biggest Season 1 in HBO’s history. Now they are saying Clayface won’t break even theatrically, even though it will make three times its budget and anyone who has been following box office knows it has turned a profit already. These are all blatant lies, no one is falling for this bullshit and everyone sees what’s going on here.
‘CLAYFACE’ will reportedly not break-even theatrically. It is expected to break-even only when the studio factors in post-theatrical revenues. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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cyprian retweeted
You don’t hate socialism. You hate the version that was explained to you by someone who owns 4 houses and 3 yachts
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Not sure how we were a 40-yard answer for Europa League winners today 😅
I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer. 7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇 longshots.app
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He gets it lmao
Virgil van Dijk organised the squad’s visit to the LFC Museum last week so the players could learn more about the club’s history and its supporters. The squad also heard from the LFC Foundation about its work in the local community before getting together for a photo on the Kop. 🔴📸
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I’m so looking forward
“Anyone's got a shot at winning.” Watch Stephan James as Carl Weathers in a new clip from #IPlayRocky – now playing in select theaters, everywhere November 20.
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cyprian retweeted
CONFIRMED: All future DC projects will take place on Earth 2.
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Pushups easy lol
Would you rather be given $1,000,000 or get $10 for every push up you do forever?
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And people take this seriously
🇵🇹 Diogo Dalot's statistically calculated player characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 🟢 Aerial Duels 🟢 Concentration ❌ Weaknesses: 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔
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Smh
James Gunn's DCU plans will be mostly dismantled, excluding what has already been filmed. (Source: @PuckNews)
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Gunn was celebrating Clayface’s success with its budget and was on the process of writing his third Superman movie before getting this news. This goes beyond superhero movies. Filmakers in general are suffering from right-wing billionaires trying to limit artistic expression.
James Gunn and Peter Safran found out that they were no longer going to be running DC Studios this past Friday. Skydance co-CEOs David Ellison and Ynon Kreiz broke the news to them in person. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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A universe that presented Palestine, killed Netanyahu, killed pedophiles and killed Nazis. It was beautiful.
At least I enjoyed it
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LMAO
i hanged myself when i was 6 i pretended to be an astronaut in space and i saw they had rope-like things connected to their suits but i didnt want to tie it around my stomach because i would get bad stomachaches back then so i tied the rope around my neck and jumped off the porch
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LMAO they disrespect this guy too much 🥲 🐐
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Twitter, man
Jensen Huang’s wife after finding out he now likes Asian women
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Charlie Kirk died from white-on-white crime while complaining about black-on-black crime. That's irony
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Used to love these videos now I find it hard to watch cause I just get sad. I hate the Nigerian government so much
very important that you stay FRESH.
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