33/M/USA Moderately reasonable tweets, about mostly irrelevant subjects.

Oregon, USA
Joined May 2013
We need to bring back calling cops " The fuzz"
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With every passing game of TFT I play this set I feel more and more like they just wanted this whole set to fail. This has to be intentional.
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Fire mort, new engine that wasn't even close to ready, every patch completely breaks the game for at least 24 hours, maybe some of the worst balance decisions since set 4, they cant possibly all be accidents.
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>be me >drive my Chevy to the levy >it's dry
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You learn a lot about the security vulnerabilities of your own home when you lock your dumbass out and have to climb through a bathroom window.
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Don't ever let someone say TFT is hard
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Also one of the 4ths is from a client bug where I never got to join the game, and instead it let me que for another but only on my phone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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new artist photo 🖋️@john_kafka02
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If they announce a new smash tomorrow I will BUY the game for 3 random people that follows me and RT this tweet
Join us next week for two #NintendoDirect presentations! The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary Direct on Sept 8 at 7am PT (Approx 30 mins) Nintendo Direct on Sept 9 at 7am PT (Approx 45 mins) Watch both here: ninten.do/6019aVw0v
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asked her if she wanted to be my gf and she said no
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Is it Republican-coded to skip the air dryers in the bathroom and default to paper towels? Asking for a friend.
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The tft dev who made the call to bring back pandoras bench should be fired. That really might be the worst designed augment of all time. WTF are we doing with it back at silver.
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I wanna thank @fettywap for the free sandwich, you da goat.
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Legit just watched a train decouple from its cargo and leave it behind at the crossing. I'm not sure what kind of sign this is, but I'm not a fan of it.
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Pls go look at the “man” that sparked this convo.
It's this fantasy of "oh this guy is unattractive so he probably gets no female attention and therefore he'll see me as a goddess and his saviour and he will absolutely treat me right and adore me"
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I will be pro AI the instant someone makes some AI driven 3D cabinet software that actually functions.
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Truly there are actual industries that need to have their garbage monopolies broken up by an actual competitor. Maybe we stop removing actual jobs, and runin the lives of the adobe wannabes who produce this garbage.
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