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I keep eating way too much steak

Joined November 2017
Looking at everyone in the party when all of the lights starts playing waiting to make sure Kanye isnt gonna pop out
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"a second bill clinton has hit the game awards sir"
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do NOT let flute player guy be overshadowed by the bill clinton kid! #thegameawards
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Is @MTV just an awards show company now?
Women be like “omg, these shoes are SO cute!” My sister in Christ, that is 3 strings tied to a piece of cardboard.
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Great @alyankovic concert tonight in Chicago! Though I do think @ScottAukerman might be a bit disappointed to learn that Al never uttered the words “Whats up Hotdog” once.
1/2 "THE BOYS," which I quit after 3 episodes of season 1. I thought I'd watch the rest of the show. Actually, I watched a few episodes that were delivered at the time when I was about to start a project that I had been warming up for a long time,
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To be fair, Im sure a lot of peoplewprked very hard on #HaloTheSeries. Except for the writers, directors, producers, and actors.
I know #halo has a very convoluted story, but Christ. Even if you’re going outside canon #HaloTheSeries make SOMETHING interesting. Also, learn from #TheMandalorian and keep Cheifs helmet on. Make sure the series doesn’t get renewed. Better yet, put Sgt Johnson in @paramountplus
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Lol, this guy walked out of the house today thinking he looked rad #HorizonForbiddenWednesday #HorizonForbiddenWest
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Hey #ICMProperties, when are you going to return my calls and get the shit water out of my house??
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#that guy just made his first and probably only superbowl catch
Are the swiftys watching anymore? #SuperBowl