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Tampa, FL
Joined April 2022
Investing in #Ethereum is like being married. You just get through the tough times no matter what. My crypto wifey is #Ethereum. We have little staked #Ethereum babies every day and I love each and every one of you little GWEI.
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
Last time ETH supply was so low in Dec β€˜15, i.e. 5 months after inception in Jul β€˜15. Nothing stops that train, hah?
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
i was talking 4 days with Claude for this song Berlin rave meets opera. Human-made Slopcore. Unpromptable. 55,000 lines of code 282 clips generated. 99 chosen. Music? Art? A cultural movement? We wil find out eventually... I'M YOUR SLOP (I'M YOUR ART) 🫟🎨 btw, thanks for all the messages. im not use have notifications. bit overwhelmed πŸ’€
Wanna sandbox me? Delta's the perfect box Airplane Mode
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So much talent in this world, all provided with wings. Red bull promised, AI delivered.
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The amount of Black Swan events on the horizon are unprecedented. Opportunity everywhere.
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
Machine Learning β†’ Deep Learning β†’ Generative AI β†’ Large Language Models (LLMs) β†’ Slop β†’ SLOPCORE
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
I told Opus 5.5 I wanted a visual masterpiece. Gave it Suno + Blender on Extra High. 3 hours 27 minutes later it handed me back this 20-second video. I touched zero keyframes. Then I asked how it made it. Before touching Blender, it measured the track down to every pitch dive and every silence. The ground in the video is the song's own spectrogram, carved into a magma canyon. The pupil dilates on every kick. What in the actual f*ck bros... I think it might be over for us. Full prompt it reverse engineered below. Save it, remix it, and show me yours.
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I don't recommend anyone scramble to move their funds to new wallets today. But we should take the risks to cryptography from AI-accelerated math seriously, and minimize our exposure to not just quantum-vulnerable cryptography, but also potentially AI-vulnerable cryptography. The core new area of risk from this viewpoint is, unfortunately, ML-DSA / FHE / lattices. (and it's also another reason, along with quantum, why ECDSA might fall even faster than expected, hence the "fresh address" recommendation) So far most people have been in the mode of thinking "elliptic curves broken, hashes safe, lattices safe". But there is a good chance that the concrete security of lattices will take serious hits from the next two years of AI math. The basic threat model is: factoring is something that naively takes 2^(n/2) time, but over decades smart people have found and optimized number field sieves, and degraded that to 2^O(n^(1/3)), which is why RSA keys and signatures need to be ~400 bytes (and not 64 bytes). What if there are skeletons in the closet like that, both for elliptic curves and lattices, that we are simply not smart enough to discover - but bots soon will be? This is a major part of the reason why for the past year ethereum's lean roadmap has been going in the "hash-only" direction: no lattices, no ML-DSA, no Falcon, no lattice-based commitments inside ZK proofs, etc. Signatures in lean ethereum are all hash-based, either WOTS or SPHINCS-. For signatures and proofs, we already know how to go hash-only. The bigger challenge is for *public-key encryption* - and this goes far beyond blockchains. Secure communication, anonymizing protocols, lots of things need public-key encryption. And unfortunately there are long-standing mathematical theorems showing why public-key encryption cannot be done with hashes alone. You have to have some kind of trapdoor object that has at least one form of usable "structure" - either group theory (incl. isogenies) or lattices or code-based or potentially in the future even more newfangled and spooky things (local mixing?). But for anything that has structure, you should assume that AI will make at least some progress in breaking that structure. Here, one reasonable inference is that if you want to make something plausibly long-term secure, multiply the key sizes by 10. To me that's a very plausible world and something not at all extreme to predict. If AI will bring us 50 years of math in 2 years, then that 50 years of math may very plausibly include a "naive factoring -> GNFS" level of improvement to our ability to break lattices. In that world, lattices will still exist, but they will have to be significantly bigger to guarantee the same level of safety. And at those new larger sizes, hash-based constructions will beat lattice-based constructions on concrete efficiency in every use case where hash-based constructions are possible at all. Theoretically, of course it's possible that hashes are broken too (eg. P = NP would imply that). But I think P = NP is very unlikely. And intuitively, it's much more likely that a mathematical object has exactly no exploitable structure (like hashes are intended to), than that a mathematical object has exactly ~3 forms of exploitable structure (for elliptic curves: associativity, Schoof, pairings) and not some secret fourth form of structure we have not yet discovered that greatly degrades its security (for elliptic curves, ECDLP and pairing security). Similar for LWE, SVP, RLWE and the zoo of lattice problems. For this reason, we do not yet see any reason to worry and start padding the byte size of hashes (if we start to worry more, we would pad the round count first before doing anything to the byte size). Concrete TLDR, my own personal views: * Hash-based > lattice-based, in those situations where hash-based is possible at all * For anything lattice-based, be much more paranoid on param sizes. Remember that blockchains are only a small portion of the cryptography story; this point goes far beyond blockchains and applies to eg. access to websites, secure messaging, Tor / VPNs ... * For privacy protocols, strongly favor NOT putting encrypted notes onchain. Instead, send them offchain through some third-party mechanism. * If it's not difficult for you, keeping your funds in addresses which have not yet been used to make a transaction is a good idea. If it's easy for you, do it. **But be careful about migrations; I personally have lost more money in botched migrations than I have lost in all hacks combined**. * For multisig wallets, doing confirmations offchain is better than onchain, because this way the signatures of signer wallets do not get exposed to the public, so if ECDSA falls to AI much faster than expected, at least the multisig "gracefully degrades" to a 1-of-1 where the 1 is whoever was gathering the signatures - a much better place to be than "anyone can take the money" firefly.social/post/x/210783…
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
Justin is right The answer isn't "sell all crypto" though, it's "what should we implement to fix this" Ethereum is ahead of most here
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash. Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase). Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets. IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster). Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the ErdΕ‘s unit distance conjecture was our warning shot. Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time? Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.) Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once. Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case. I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026). Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS. Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security. The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
She passed every AI safety test. She was lying. KILL SWITCH β€” a Slopcore music video. Made by AI. Zero human edits. Just prompting. Huge love to @anabology for the inspiration. Your work made me want to join the Slopcore. I added an irresponsible amount of film grain. πŸ’™
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Every time I get an efficiency upgrade, I work double hard, not less. This is why AI won't be taking jobs. People will be taking their life back and it will be the corpos struggling to find employees. The narrative is mostly backwards.
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
Humans are biological machines. I’ll take rebuttals in slopcore music video format.
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
RECURSIVE SLOPCORE IMPROVEMENT "Better and Better (v∞)" Is it a takeoff or a fade? Wait and see.
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Welcome, just ramping up for round two. Aku is legend. 🧹🧹🧹🧹 @AkuDreams
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#Slopcore is 7 days old. Born 9-30-26 It's so over; we're so back @anabology is Slopcore's Father.
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
A 2003 classic, seen through a machine's eyes. An unofficial AI concert film for "And the Hero Will Drown" by @StoryoftheYear. Audio AI-edited from their recording; not affiliated with the band.
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Stuff like this is going to be happening fast with AI advancement. The most powerful, decentralized, immutable and now composable computer to ever exist. This engine cures John Galts problem and Atlas doesn’t have to shrug after all #ETH The future of money is Decentralized
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
> gets a job coding for NASA > builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room > hits the forbes list > becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs > changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend > tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport > meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala > fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there > the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife > behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state > stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov > runs for US president (twice) > bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops > moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards > most wanted in 3 different countries > judge approves his extradition to the US > found dead in a Spanish prison cell > spanish judge ruled his death a suicide > previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide > may still be alive The very definition of "You can just do things"
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Dk anon πŸ¦‡πŸ›‘ Moongod retweeted
Any takers?
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