Chelsea FC

Chard, England
Joined April 2012
Currently at the same BBQ with Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink and Alan Smith. Ohh Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink!! – at Higher Chillington, England
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Did Peter Drury on comms just call Harry Maguire a spastic? Or did he say he is at the back stick? 😂😂😂
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Here it is! 🤩 Thomas Tuchel's first #ThreeLions squad of the 2026-27 season 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Wow Camara deal has collapsed #cfc
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Threatening me with bayliffs over £13.42 which I HAVE paid. Do me a favour @asksheilas 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Waste of time. He is shit, he will always be shit and nothing will change that. Marko Marin V2
🚨 Chelsea are open to considering loan proposals for Mykhaylo Mudryk. ❗️Mudryk’s preference would be a loan to a Premier League club. [@FabrizioRomano]
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How can anyone dislike Messi, honestly. 🐐🐐🐐🐐
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He was dogshit and his weak mentality held us back. It was his fault we lost the euro final. He is the type of guy that flushes a fart.
Something that might have slipped under your radar. Sir Gareth Southgate turned down any sort of media work and punditry during the World Cup to ensure that there were no distractions or ‘media troublemaking’ for Thomas Tuchel and the England team throughout the tournament. He put the team’s interests above his own, which is what we’ve all come to expect from this thoroughly decent human being. However far we now go in the USA, never forget who laid the foundations - someone who even after his exit is doing all that he can to help.
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Imagine setting an alarm for a tactical power nap, then waking up in the morning realising I set the alarm for 1:50 in the afternoon. I missed the whole game. ABSOLUTE ROBBIE HOWLER 😭😭😭
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THE BEST EVER!! #LM10
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If M’bappe was around during the era of 2000 - 2010 you wouldn’t hear much about him. That’s how much the standard of players have dropped. Overratted!
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5m more than what Blueco spent on Disasi. 3m more than Garnacho 5m LESS than Gittens 😂😂😂😂
🚨 🇪🇸 BREAKING: Chelsea have sold Cucurella for over €50m (£43m) package to Real Madrid. (@FabrizioRomano)
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Football really is shite now
This got to be the greatest World Cup in history. The prime Era ❤️
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It’s honestly disgusting how they are officiated…🤦‍♂️😭
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: NO RED CARD GIVEN FOR KAI HAVERTZ!
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Arsenal going to win the prem and champs league. What a time to be dead
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Cole palmer is shit ole ole
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Spare for Liverpool away & West Lower for Forest. Ideally sell together. FV @CFC_FV_Tickets @Chelsea_spares
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Chelsea haven’t scored a premier league goals since the 4th March btw 😂
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He will have the reputation and legacy of Pep one day. Always said it. Never doubted this man as a manager
Frank Lampard – Achievements as a Manager : → Derby County FC: Reached the Championship play-off final. → Chelsea FC: Secured top 4 + reached FA Cup final. → Everton FC: Avoided relegation. → Coventry City FC: Promoted to the Premier League.
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Why do clubs keep hiring Frank Lampard? 😂
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💭 This is the most amazing thing I have seen in a while. This is what AI is meant for! 💭 Absolutely incredible! xitter.cf/QueenMancunian/status/…
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