I do not understand why I go to the gym, I just got home and ate sushi and cake within 5 minutes, possibly no breathes taken inbetween.
I don't understand why my mum remodelled the kitchen to make the cupboards higher, I'm 5"3 I can't reach the fucking peanut butter
the fact i fully carbo loaded on cheese toasties and cheesecake within 5 minutes i am not fully proud of.

