If those headphones are playing an audiobook, it’s over.

If Philly fixes Evan Neal, Giants fans are entitled to financial compensation

My uncle has them 4th if you need another scoop Adam

Schefter got Life360 premium just for Lamar

Who wins a superbowl first?

Coin toss gonna be 20 minutes of “nah bro you take it 🥰”

Somewhere a grown man just whispered “please just be diarrhea” at his phone

Somebody autodrafted him and has been saying “I told y’all” ever since

Tom Brady receiver draft 🏈 Name a player who caught a regular-season TD from him. Gronk, Moss, Welker and Edelman are off the board. If someone already picked your guy in the replies, you’re cut. The backup tight ends are about to have their moment.

Russ typed this in full pads

For just 60 cents a day, you can help a Charger find a loving franchise

NBC would put an NFC East bye week in primetime

He’s confused why all four quarters are on the same streaming service

Dallas really respects other people’s property

Finally.. a Browns rebuild with an actual completion date.

Derrick Henry’s 131 yards back because commercial vehicles have to maintain a safe following distance

“Teams have called” and it’s just the Giants doing different accents

Downgraded from questionable to “we’ll circle back.”

Kyle Pitts finally producing for the kids who inherited their dad’s dynasty team

Elijah Mitchell could sign with Costco and someone in my fantasy league would call him a sneaky pickup.