Calvin:Psst... Susie! What's 12 + 7? Susie:A billion. Calvin:Thanks! Wait a minute. That can't be right.That's what she said 3 + 4 was.

Sometimes when I'm talking my words can't keep up with my thoughts.I wonder why we think faster than we speak.Probably so we can think twice

My generation doesn't absorb information this way. Could you reduce everything to factoids? At least, our televisions understand us.

Calvin : *Atchoo* (checks handkerchief) Uh oh. I'm leaking brain lubricant. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

One of my baby teeth came out! I have to say, I'm not entirely comfortable holding a piece of my own head. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

True or false test?Some clarity atlast! Every sentence is either pure,sweet truth or a vile contemptible lie! 1 or the other,nothing in b/w.

It's hard to argue with someone who looks so happy. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

C:People never focus on one thing to enjoy it or do well H(sleeping): you're breaking my concentration C:We focus on doing nothing at all!

If people could put rainbows in zoos they'd do it. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

I think night time is dark so that you can imagine your fears with less distraction. #Dailycalvin #calvinandhobbes

What if we die and it turns out god is one big chicken!! Then what? #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

The more you know the harder it is to take decisive action. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

I can feel my brain beginning to atrophy already. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

If you couldn't find any weirdness maybe we'll just have to make some. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

Everybody is a slave to routine. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

When you look into infinity you realise there are more important things than what people do all day. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

If we are just going to die what's the point of living? #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes

H: How are you doing on your New Year resolutions? | C: I refuse to be victimised by notions of virtuous behaviour. #CalvinAnd Hobbes

If the New Year requires resolutions, I say it's up to everyone else, not me! I don't need to improve! Everyone else does! #CalvinAndHobbes

It's not denial I'm just very selective about the reality I accept. #DailyCalvin #CalvinAndHobbes