I make shit up for a living.

Redmond, WA via Austin, TX
Joined April 2008
Howdy to the handful of new followers I got this week! I hate to disappoint you, but I’m terribly boring and rarely tweet. When I do it’s usually about my apartment parking lot, random musings, or anarchist nonsense; not games or industry scuttlebut.
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I think people like haiku because it’s a simple form of poetry with few real constraints except one easy rule that lets people feel smug as fuck while counting syllables.
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Twitter doesn’t deserve this picture, but some of y’all are cool.
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This is a really nice rock.
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Happy birthday to one of the best humans out there! Dolly's enormous success is only overshadowed by her humility and charity. She is a testament to kindness.
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Just a reminder, send your portfolio submissions to artsubmissions_at_paizo_dot_com. No AI art please.
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Here's the full text of the announcement since y'all are hugging the site so tightly.
While our site trying to deal with the ORC Horde, here is the announcement. #OpenRPG #ORC
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The United Paizo Workers believe that the open gaming movement is vital to the tabletop gaming industry. Our company was built on the principles enshrined in the Open Gaming License v.1.0a, and these values have shaped our games and our community over the past 20 years. #OpenRPG
We have announced a plan for a system neutral open RPG license in collaboration with other game companies. We believe it will irrevocably and unquestionably keep alive the spirit of the Open Game License. Learn more: paizo.me/3XtlZAs #OpenRPG #pathfinder2e #starfinder
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Daigle retweeted
We have announced a plan for a system neutral open RPG license in collaboration with other game companies. We believe it will irrevocably and unquestionably keep alive the spirit of the Open Game License. Learn more: paizo.me/3XtlZAs #OpenRPG #pathfinder2e #starfinder
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I love that moment the scary gets exciting.
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I'm very glad that I've never worked for a publicly traded company.
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I take that "never" back. I did a year at a KFC when I was 16.
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Kinda impressed by the dedication honestly.
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Overheard in the parking lot: “Okay! I’m late for a NERF war!”
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This exasperated kid has places to be, and that place is shooting foam projectiles at his friends… mom.
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I watched this little buddy all morning until the cam got knocked offline. I hope it’s okay.
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