You're welcome Philadelphia. For at least one night you get a great, hall of fame caliber color commentator. #middleinforever #phillies #RingTheBell

Big announcement. Your favorite ex color commentator will be back on Philly Radio soon. What better way to wake up than to Wheels and Innes weekdays on 6 AM on @975TheFanatic #RingTheBell @JoshInnesShow

RT if you think @SportsRadioWIP or @975TheFanatic should bring @JoshInnesShow back to #Philadelphia #ringthebell #TrustTheProcess #FlyEaglesFly

I wonder if I streak the field if any of the 10s of fans still here would still notice #PHILLIES #ringthebell

Tried to sit in my seat for this game but being naked, my balls went numb although that makes me donkey punch seem like it’s being done by a stranger 🤔#wheelerproblems #phillies #ringthebell

#heretheycome #sixers

Women have the same reaction to me Phanatic. I feel your pain. #PHILLIES #RingTheBell

Go ahead and tell me the female announcer isn’t more annoying than I was #phillies #braves #RINGTHEBELL

Hey do any of you jack offs filming Harper every at bat with your cell phone have a copy of the video of his homer in???? The professional 4 angles from the networks weren’t good enough. #RINGTHEBELL #Phillies

Just a reminder, the #Phillies haven’t won since they fired me. #bringbackwheeler #ringthebell

Murph only lasts a minute too #letdown #prematureejaculation #Phillies #believe

This lineup makes me horny #phillies

With Ajai's injury..... #FlyEaglesFly

Woohoo my #Phillies are in first place. As promised weeks ago I will know longer stick my Joe Blanton bobblehead middle in my asshole #BeBold

I'm glad to finally see the rest of Philly also wants a black man that plays with balls. #onceyougoblack #Phillies #TrustTheProcess

I don't understand why this lady that got hit by the hot dog in the face is complaining. I take weiners in the face all the time. #Phillies

#Houser looks like the Filipino boys gagginy on little wheels. #Phillies

Happy Father's Day to me. I assume Ive got one of the thousands of filipino tranny's I slept with pregnant.

What I'm or should I say who I'm about to do in celebration of today's #Phillies win. Something's going middle in.