3rd party financial expert * 4th year up n coming dj * pioneer of all things nice * Father of the next best thing * carrier of #MakiesFinger * social activist
Pretoria, South Africa
Joined May 2009
- Tweets161K
- Following2.5K
- Followers5.4K
- Likes572
Makie Masuku retweeted
In Centurion, 36-year-old Lerato Khumalo had just received R1,892,440.60 from selling her late father’s house.
By 14:26 that afternoon, she was seconds away from transferring the full amount to a fraudster… and the only reason she didn’t was something she had almost deleted two weeks earlier.
A Case Study
Makie Masuku retweeted
A man will handover his phone to you and suddenly the last time he texted anyone was 2020
Makie Masuku retweeted
Good day my brother,
I hope you are well.
How far are you with the app? Do you need funding? Kindly advise so we can fast track this project.
Regards,
A victim.
RT @eNCA: Madlanga interim report for Ramaphosa's eye's only
enca.com/news-top-stories/ma…
Makie Masuku retweeted
My girlie once introduced me to her mans. We exchanged a few pleasantries and I soon found out his company was doing the road to my hometown, which had been dragging forever. I showed him pictures of ALL my tyre punctures from it. That next December, the road was completed. 🤭🫣
Makie Masuku retweeted
“Hydration Breaks will be imposed in all matches, regardless of weather conditions.” ..
AKA Commercial Breaks. FIFA is using “safety” measures to surely get away with airing advertisements in the middle of every game.
The Game Is Gone.
Players at @FIFAWorldCup 2026 will benefit from three-minute hydration breaks in each half as FIFA prioritises player welfare at next year's tournament:
Makie Masuku retweeted
But what if you're the side? 😭
Mine wangigila lomunye Bhuti lomunye umnyaka and I thought I was the main kani ngili side, ngeva ngekunuka kwa garlic kutsi hhayi mani, my man never cooks like this, kani vele ekhishini ngitovula and see her 💔yoh nasi lesigadla sibuya 😭 – at Swaziland
Makie Masuku retweeted
This is basically women dating men equally attractive as them BUT not admitting they're ugly
Lesson: Average women think they're above average men
This quoted post is unavailable.
Makie Masuku retweeted
Kabelo hi 👋🏾, there’s a Black Friday sale you be interested in.
My clothes, 100% off
