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Al Bundy

@DadTexts2

Big gulps, huh? Well, see ya later. | 1x Brett WWOF | Busch Light Connoisseur | Chevy Silverado 1500 | Male Model for Beer

Joined February 2021
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The unemployed friend at 1:00 on a Wednesday
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This guy is a certified F to the A to the double G-O-T.
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Might stick my finger in a beer tonight. For old times sake. #tapped
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New Years Eve and Halloween weekend are the two biggest amateur nights of the year for going out.
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Wordle 1,959 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @GinandTonic6969 @ijustmadecoffee
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This one truly shocked me.
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Vegas baby. Vegas.
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Quick night rip.
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The masculine urge to leave work early when you’re already taking a half day
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These things really get me all hot and bothered
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How do you take PEDs and still not get any sacks?
Brad Biggs (@BradBiggs) profile pictureBrad Biggs@BradBiggsOct 13
#Bears DE Montez Sweat has been suspended for the next 2 games for violating the NFL’s Performance-Enhancing Substances Policy. That means he will miss Sunday at Atlanta and the following Thursday vs. New England.
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Just give it up kid
Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) profile pictureUnderdog NFL
@UnderdogNFLOct 11
JJ McCarthy sitting in the pouring rain before the Giants-Commanders game in Week 5 (via @Connor_J_Hughes)
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Now we attack.
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Somebody get me a bat! I’m ready to pinch hit!
Darth Burden (@D4RTHBURDEN) profile pictureDarth Burden@D4RTHBURDENOct 7
Somebody on Reddit made an updated version for this year and I’m ready to run through a wall. @WhiteSox PLEASE bring this back before Thunderstruck tomorrow. (via jerik95 on r/whitesox)
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Sometimes you need to go backwards to go forward.
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Love the smell of 2strokes in the morning
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On weekend nights where I end up not going out I end up eating 4,000 calories of carry out anyways. Call it a wash.
audrey (@phlegmme) profile pictureaudrey@phlegmmeSep 25
Alcohol is the #1 obstacle to weight loss. Just one beer is 200 calories. That means the average person is consuming over 4,000 extra calories every single workday
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Sausage egg mcmuff and a large coffee all for under $5. Happy Friday
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The thing about New York is that you’re not allowed to sleep or something
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Anyone? Anyone?
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Big play here. Coach stance. @HotshotGamblaz
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