Charlotte “Charlie” Gage Radcliffe / Misfit

//That alone makes me wanna get back into DC Rp. I have a bunch of comics I haven't read in years. Thing is, I need a Barbara XD

Huff. "They never put *me* in a movie."

“Sure you could, but I’m gonna walk away before you trigger a migraine. Thanks!”

“Yeah, not gonna lie. Dumb question on my part. And if you don’t care about birthdays why’d you even give me a completely related riddle in the first place?”

“Healing factor, bitch, I’m dying of old age.”

“Why do you always have to be cryptic? You could’ve just said ‘Actually, that’s right! Happy birthday!’ And given your line of work, you’re probably closer to death than I am, soooo...”

“Not really. Might go break an asshole’s nose just to feel alive.”

“I want to say ‘death’ but I feel like it’s more convoluted than that.”

“Oh, so we’re going *off-list* this year. Cool. Alright, uh...what’s the riddle?”

“Thank you, Wayne~”

“It’s...my birthday~”

“...You’re awful.” Her lower lip pokes out into an overdramatic pout, just barely hiding a smile. “But I love you too~”

She hasn’t bounced in two weeks.

“Please tell me people’ve missed me.”

“Wonder how Barbara’s doing...”

“So...is Selina Kyle a meta-human, or...?”

“...?”

“Okay, hold up. Who does this new girl think she is? Pick a new catch phrase, sweetie. ‘Vengeance’, when following an adjective, is mine.”

“Good! I’ve been traveling mostly. Taking time for myself. You’d think that with this teleportation ability, I’d go anywhere and everywhere. This is the first time I’m actually doing it.”

“Surprise, surprise~”