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Squirtle

@DaWaterPokemon

Dude? F*ck yes! ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Š

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Joined May 2026
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parker@parkr4prezidentNov 6
You look Like a Kind and Respectful person
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Scar@MercStreichBackOct 29
Extraction shooters... Looter shooters... Hero shooters... All must die.
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Image from Susie ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„โ›„โ›„โ›„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„โ„๏ธโ›„ (@Hopecrossheart)
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shimzo@dawnshimzoOct 8
Pikachu and Eevee go to prison
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always thinking about yourself, huh? eevee? you little bitch. fuck you
shimzo (@dawnshimzo) profile pictureshimzo@dawnshimzoOct 8
Pikachu and Eevee go to prison
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain (2015) Art by Yoji Shinkawa
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Turles@2dicks4ballsOct 4
-[Fight power! Gain Power! Power Power! Turles, Tree of Might!]-
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Turles (@2dicks4balls) profile pictureTurles@2dicks4ballsOct 4
Replying to @2dicks4balls
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Image from ๐– ๐–ฏ๐–ฎ๐–ซ๐–ซ๐–ฎ ๐“ข (@VirgoOfMass)
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NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsSep 24
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/โ€ฆ
How long does your food last in the fridge during a power outage? Experts weigh in

How long does your food last in the fridge during a power outage? Experts weigh in

According to experts, keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible.

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Dax@Daxthecoolest1Sep 24
When you got deadass nothing to do but you see an account post a "like for an interaction" post.
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dope@iamdopebroSep 20
reminds me when i tried to do this on choicer voicer and i gave up after a hundred tries
Neo7123 (Klonoa Fan!) (@Neru7123) profile pictureNeo7123 (Klonoa Fan!)@Neru7123Sep 20
shit i be making at 2 am this is killing me dude i cant beatbox for shit๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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get. THE. FUCK. OFF OF ME. IM NOT LOSING. (1/8)
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Red (@PKMChampRed) profile pictureRed@PKMChampRedAug 21
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Wow.
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Replying to @PitcherPoison
i can be a better stickminthief let me get dirty already
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สœแด‡ษดส€ส ๊œฑแด›ษชแด„แด‹แดษชษด (@StickminThief) profile pictureสœแด‡ษดส€ส ๊œฑแด›ษชแด„แด‹แดษชษด@StickminThief19 Apr 2021
hi, i'm just checking to say that i'm real sorry about this account this account's filled with everything a bad parody is. garbage sex jokes and shit attitudes. i'm not gonna make a twitlonger or something. i don't wanna make a smash fan-esque apology.
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Riolu@SparkingFighterSep 13
Here's how I'll torture you Komasan Number 1: The Marrow Furnace I'll inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside. Number 2: The Nerve Harvester Each nerve fiber will be plucked and strung, vibrating with agony. Number 3: The Organ Grinder Your organs w
Komasan (@SwirlyBumpkin_) profile pictureKomasan@SwirlyBumpkin_Sep 13
Howdy Y'all!
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HERES A SIMPLE TRICK ON HOW TO ANALYZE A DISCUSSION (COMMON SENSE) 1. RESEARCH TOPIC 2. EVALUATE THE IDEA 3. UNDERSTAND IT 4. POST IT And NOBODY DOES THIS AND THE EVIDENCE IS PEOPLE LIKE YOUUU
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He condemned school shootings, didnโ€™t care if his daughter gets raped and said that black people were better off as slaves Itโ€™s obvious you donโ€™t know shit, so shut the fuck up
OKUU (@UTSUH0_REIUJI) profile pictureOKUU@UTSUH0_REIUJISep 10
//Idk if it's just me but I think actively poking fun at a dead guy even if he did suck is really tasteless and immature. Obviously I don't support a thing kirk did said or thought, but mocking him from beyond the grave feels like stooping to his level, and it saddens me to see-
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