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@DaSpiderHam

“You got a problem with cartoons?” #MarvelRP #SpiderVerse Written by: #Tanner Roleplay. Not associated with Marvel.

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“My name is Peter Porker!” -Peter Porker/Spider-Ham -Spider-Verse Rp -Crossover Friendly
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Nods, turning to stare into the camera, too.
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“That is an interesting theory.”
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“You ever think about /that/?”
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Pulls out a mallet. “Anti-cartoon spray?! Are you sure /you’re/ not the cartoon?”
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“You wanna be next?”
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We’re just delivering justice.
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You know why you’re here. Nobody can save you.
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BLAMO!
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That’s a good answer.
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Peter Porker, however, is not.
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|| Same, Literally Same. Good luck with that, man. I’ll still be my same, slightly chubby self.
( SCARLET SPIDER / CARNAGE. ) (@JadeThwips) profile picture( SCARLET SPIDER / CARNAGE. )@JadeThwips10 Jul 2019
(Dude, I feel the same way with my own belly even though my family keeps telling me I’m not fat. But hopefully I’ll be in better shape by August.)
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|| I’d try and fix it, but I can’t be bothered. Though, I have a bit of a belly, and I’d love to get rid of that so I could cosplay Spider-Man better, lol.
( SCARLET SPIDER / CARNAGE. ) (@JadeThwips) profile picture( SCARLET SPIDER / CARNAGE. )@JadeThwips10 Jul 2019
(Dude, I have noodle arms too. Gonna try and fix that though.)
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|| That’s why I never exercise! Sure, I might have noodle arms, but at least I’m not in pain! (Yet...) That’s good. At least it didn’t last too long.
( SCARLET SPIDER / CARNAGE. ) (@JadeThwips) profile picture( SCARLET SPIDER / CARNAGE. )@JadeThwips10 Jul 2019
(I guess so. Not sure? But hey, the pain went away so it wasn’t everlasting.)
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|| I mean— you did exercise. That’s on you, bro. 😂 Jk, isn’t ice supposed to help?
( SCARLET SPIDER / CARNAGE. ) (@JadeThwips) profile picture( SCARLET SPIDER / CARNAGE. )@JadeThwips10 Jul 2019
(Somebody help me I tried waking myself up by doing as many pushups I could do to What’s Up Danger to wake me up Now my arms feel pained Send help)
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for being awesome every step of the way, I love you all. @OfLuminary , @debonairaranaea , @arachnoskills , @SlapstickSwine , @SpiderMechanism , @ComicalSpider , @OfSilkism , @DaSpiderHam , @SpideyShock , @WebHeadJunior , @bbygwennie , @FuckOffInferior , and many more.
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“And I just washed them then too.”
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“Well, I was just informing you that there was no other reason.”
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“What?”
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“I just washed my hands, that’s why they’re wet! No other reason...”
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Throws a pie at the reader’s face.
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