A collective of mischievous gooses. Love pizza, cheese, keeping chickens and planning goosey world domination. Especially at weekends.

Gooses are everywhere
Joined May 2009
The Gooses retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨 ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE. 🥗🥗🥗
Day seven: Which wet lettuce will last longer? xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1YpKkgbop…
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Since she’s so popular, have another photo. A picture of authority!
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Say hello to the Hardmead Goose! This feathered friend has been keeping our contractors company over the past few months while they repair the church. She likes to share their lunches, wanders around inspecting site, and honks when everyone is up on the scaffold without her!
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geese tree, england, 13th century
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I have discovered the terrifying Da Ganzenfanfare, and the degree of goose militarisation worries me. @DaGooses , you have a lot to explain! supafluffy.com/p/de-ganzenfa…
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I love Canada Geese , Moody things! Great to watch a small group of them landing near Rose Hill Tunnel No 15 on the Peak forest Canal .. @ThePhotoHour @FowlManchester #thepeakforest @CanalRiverTrust @CRTNorthWest #lifesbetterbywater
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'Access for boat crews only'... it's like they're coming to inspect my credentials 😬 #lifesbetterbywater
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The Gooses retweeted
Greylag retweet request: Birders of Poole Harbour (@harbourbirds), Dorset (@DorsetBirdClub, @DorsetWildlife, @SightingDOR), Hampshire (@hantsbirdnews, @CHOG_birds), West Sussex and beyond please look out for white colour ringed Greylag Geese (U followed by three digits). 1/2
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When you’ve been out quaffing a wee bit too much cider and you’re late back to feed the hens 😳
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12 Jun 2021 - weekend waterfowl
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I’d be happy to throw my hat in the ring for #Eurovision 2022
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My proposition that #TheRepairShop include Professor Yaffle from Bagpuss to cast scorn and derision at the fixers' chances of renovation has yet to receive a reply from the show's producers. I remain hopeful.
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#ThrowbackThursday Geese are the best! Many years ago @KLF_UniVienna
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Happy Penguin Awareness Day! Know your penguins! There are 18 different species, many threatened or endangered; all found in the Southern Hemisphere, though the Galapagos live on the Equator. The Emperor is the tallest at more than 1m #PenguinAwarenessDay pic Peppermint Narwhal
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In French, a wren is a ‘little king’, ROITELET. In German, it’s a ‘hedge king’, ZAUNKÖNIG. In Dutch, it’s the ‘winter king’, WINTERKONING. In Danish, it’s a ‘fence-slinker’, GÆRDESMUTTE. In Hungarian, it’s an ‘ox-eye’, ÖKÖRSZEM. In Faroese, it’s a ‘mouse-brother’, MÚSABRÓÐIR.
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26 Dec 2020 - Weekend waterfowl
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That neck! 😮💚
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If - and it's only an 'if' at this point - we did a delivery run down to London with beer gift boxes, and maybe even cook-at-home meals, how much interest would there be?
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*inspiring choral music playing*
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Three Amigos on a fall day 🍁
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