Once again a professional chef, avid Browns fan, recreational pot stirrer.
Metairie, Louisiana
Joined June 2009
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Not a day has gone by since Silverstone that I haven't thought about how heart breaking that race had to have been for Quartararo. Just devastating, amazed at how well he handled it post race.
Random thought, I've never been into bowling, but for years now, I have thought going bowling and knocking back some beers with Drew Carey and Kid Rock would make for a fantastic evening of entertainment.
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People, "coincidentally" and "ironically" are not interchangeable and have very different meanings. Stop using "ironically" for coincidences that contain no irony.
@Oreo You need to make your Oreo waffers in a 3 or 4 inch diameter without any filling. Sell them as S'moreos. Go ahead and do it, but I want credit where credit is due. 😀
@Wendys Seriously, order "two double stacks, meat and cheese only" with two medium frosty, and this is what we get for $17? If this order meets your standards, it's time to find a new burger spot. The quarter is there for reference.
@Wendys I apologize, I rounded down. The lack of cheese and hunger pangs are effecting my accuracy.
How can Mahomes get hit in the head so hard it breaks his helmet, and not get pulled to check him for concussion? Player safety my ass.
Still a little upset @j_owuu changed numbers right after I bought the boy and I new jerseys, so I'm breaking out the OG @JoshCribbs16 for opening day!
The boy says he's wearing his 28 regardless. His flag football team are the Irish, so he's become a @j_owuu diehard!
I was talking about buying a cheap beater POS vehicle to drive while I rebuild the motor in my truck. Now all my social media accounts are showing me ads for used Fords.
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I'm ready for our "we finally made it back into our house after 18 months" crawfish boil. The wife wants to wait until the house is showroom ready. I'm thinking it's already "we're just gonna hang out and drink beer in the driveway anyways" ready, so let's do this.
Carnivale. Perfect weather. Parades are about to roll. Cooking up Sunday brunch. Maximum chaos. I was built for this shit.
I find the term "meaningless games" to be fairly offensive to anybody who has ever been part of a truly competitive undertaking. Competitors want to win every time they step into the arena. Every. Single. Time.
As a chef, I generally don't really care if some of the staff have a few tokes before work. That being said, few of them really need to set the joint down before they take that "one last hit before I go in" toke.
Some folks need to stop letting their intelligence get in the way of their basic humanity. I like to hope that I'm more intelligent than the average 10yo, but I can still laugh at a good fart joke, and I'm not wrong for doing so.
It's a no brainer for anybody who likes football and/or TTRPG's. Give the the guy a follow!
#TTRPGCivilWar
I am racing @Persephiroth to 40k followers on this trash app, and I need your help.
She has a huge lead, so I need to play dirty.
Anyone who retweets AND follows me gets entered to win a set of StantonIV dice from @dieharddice
One of the few things worse than sitting on hold for an hour? Listening to somebody else, on speaker phone, sit on hold for an hour.