In your mom's bathroom
Joined November 2018
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OOP. Drag him a bit.
Candyman was a 🦝 because you fell in love with a white woman, got killed by white men because of it and you came back from the dead to kill black folks??
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I FOUND A GLEE PORNO 😭😭😭😭
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The last episode of adults randomly being incredible
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just finished rubbing my clit!!!!!!!!!!!! #clitoris #bisexual
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Asexual shaving, no dick, no pussy, just shaving vibes ❤️‍🩹
It took me 2 hrs to figure out which part of the body is this.
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Carlee Russell appeared in court today for a check-in on restitution in her kidnapping hoax case. Her attorney says she hasn’t missed any of her $100 payments wbrc.com/video/2026/10/15/ca…
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spotted on my meander the other day
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Sorry man
I farted so hard I tore a hole in me fucking pants argagagagaga
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opening my bookmarks on the wrong account
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history was made
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Everybody gangsta till you sit by the campfire and hear a massive, earth-shaking aum shaking the trees, realizing the demonic roar of Ambasing is stalking your campsite from the dark shadows:
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And now you can make burritos all week long
Didn’t feel like spending $20 on a breakfast burrito today so I went and spent $30 on ingredients to make my own
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it feels like someone had a really cool idea, then realized how hard it was and gave up after a day
Egg with micrographic text from Song of Songs 1:1–4:7, 19th c. Poland
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been eating processed food all week
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i am so fucking sorry i meant triangle im suprised none of u corrected me 😭
i made a perfect square 😍
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That lady do NOT play about her kids lmaoooo
“I’m not addicted to weed” mfs when they run out of weed.
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she was so mad she didn't even wanna dig anymore omg
Ant interferes with a camel spider while it's digging.
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Alcohol does NOT taste like juice YOU GUYS ARE ALCOHOLICS
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