Getting old sucks, but it's still preferable to getting cremated. The Piano Man

Starbase Colony, Mars
Joined June 2013
America’s newest national park is rock solid! Chiricahua is officially our 64th national park. Welcome to the "Wonderland of Rocks."
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If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anybody, but there will be signs
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Be like Ohio - Lake Erie to the North - Ohio River to the South - Tons of farming - Major steel mfg hub - Rolling hills, deep gorges, plenty of water - Some of the most fertile soil in the country - 75 state parks. Free to enter every one - Cuyahoga Valley National Park - 8 major pro teams: Browns, Bengals, Guardians, Reds, Cavs, Blue Jackets, Crew, FC Cincinnati - Reds: the first professional baseball team in America - NFL founded in Canton. Pro Football Hall of Fame is still there - 750+ golf courses - 100-mile Towpath Trail for biking and hiking - Major Universities: Ohio State, Cincinnati, Miami, Kent State, Toledo, Dayton, Xavier - Big city energy with reasonable cost of living. - Small Town America kindness and hospitality - Excellent place to raise a family - Top rated school systems - Cleveland Clinic: an elite hospital system - A day's drive from about 60% of the US population - One of the country's biggest logistics hubs in the country - Plenty of jobs: HQ for P&G, Kroger, Wendy's, Smucker's, Cardinal Health - Armstrong: first man on the moon. Glenn: first American to orbit Earth. Both Ohioans - Wright Brothers built the airplane in Dayton - Edison, born in Ohio - Home of 7 US Presidents - Cedar Point voted best amusement park in the world, over and over - Rock & Roll Hall of Fame - Thriving environment for small business - 4 full seasons - Named the best state in the country by Bert Kreischer
Is Ohio the best state in the country? @bertkreischer
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Designed, engineered, and made in America
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The scale of this feat is mind-bending 🤯
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The Tesla Roadster event was so epic that it needed it's own music video Introducing "FLYING CARS" featuring Optimus 🔥
🤖 Made with AI
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Epic product unveil 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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🔥 Just another day at Stennis. Stage 2 successfully completed its first integrated hotfire! The A2 test stand was originally built in the 60s to support Saturn V Upper Stage testing (S-II). It was later reconfigured to be a single engine test stand for Shuttle Main Engine testing and development. The last Saturn V Stage test occurred October 30, 1970 on A2. It has been 55 years, 11 months, and 17 days since A2 supported stage testing capability. As of this morning, it is now 0 days.
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Elon Musk just made Turbo Boost a reality. A bunch of guys my age have been waiting our whole lives for this.
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Go Guardians! Game 4 of the ALCS is tonight at Progressive Field, with first pitch scheduled for 8:08 p.m. ⚾ Relive these moments from Cleveland's big Game 3 win.
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WHAT. A. DAY. #LetEmKnow
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We're just following orders. #LetEmKnow
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Dose, yes. Preclude flying again, no. I could have walked on the moon, but I’d rather help someone else do it. That’s my truth, not speaking for anyone else.
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Daniel Espino went 1,240 days without pitching in a professional baseball game. Today he walked into the sixth inning of a one run ALCS game and held it for the Cleveland Guardians. His father never got to see any of it. Here is the whole thing. He grew up in Panama City, Panama. At 15 he left and moved to Georgia with a travel baseball program, and he stayed. He finished high school there. His senior year he went 9-0 with a 0.32 ERA. He committed to LSU. Cleveland took him 24th overall and handed him 2.5 million dollars instead. Then his right shoulder came apart. They repaired the capsule in his throwing shoulder. Then they went back in and did the capsule again, plus the rotator cuff. Across four seasons he pitched in FIVE games. 1,240 days between them. More than three years of rehab in Arizona. And somewhere in the middle of all of it, his father passed away. Here is who his father was. His name was Danilo Espino. He was a doctor for 30 years. Ulcers and diabetes. In Panama they called him the "doctor de manos milagrosas." The doctor with the miracle hands. Because he kept people from losing their legs and feet. He was on chemotherapy for prostate cancer when he called Daniel to say he was going in for tests. Daniel had a flight home booked for the day before Thanksgiving. The family could not reach him in time. Here is what Daniel said about him. "Obviously, it was devastating, because he was not only my father, but my best friend." He says that during the second shoulder surgery, his father was in the operating room with him. "It hurts, but I know that he's up there watching me." He got back on a mound in September of last year. He got to the big leagues in June. First inning of his career, he struck out the side. The radar read 100. His mother was in the stands. The cameras found her after the first strikeout. He said he blacked out. "I just felt like a kid and went out there and attacked the zone and gave my best." And then this. "I feel like for the last couple years everything has been bad news. Now, we're seeing kind of the good side of it." Here is what Cleveland thinks of him. In the ALDS they went down 2-0 to the Chicago White Sox. Win or the season was over. They gave him the ball to start Game 3. His manager, Stephen Vogt: "What Daniel's been through, there's nothing that's going to rattle him or shake him." Espino: "I'm prepared for this moment." Today, against the Tampa Bay Rays, he came into a one run game in the sixth and gave up nothing. 12 pitches. Cleveland won 3-2. They lead the series 2-1. Now the honest part. He is not the ace. He had a 5.30 ERA at Triple A this season. But a kid who left Panama at 15, and lost 1,240 days, and lost his best friend, is throwing 100 in October. And his dad is the reason he throws it.
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One more from CRS-35 this morning. It really felt surreal watching it today, and I have seen hundreds of launches. In awe of these SpaceX “environmental art masterpieces” that are a byproduct of progress! 🎨🪼✨😍
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A giant inflatable pumpkin went on the run in Cary, North Carolina, near Raleigh, after strong winds from Isaias sent it rolling away.
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Welcome Home S40 🚀
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Absolute gold... Cleveland #Guardians closer Cade Smith's mom celebrating her son's performance tonight in the team's win over the White Sox! Video - @TimJSmith23 #StandGuard
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