Chandler, OK
Joined January 2013
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been drinking so many white monsters i think im about to become one
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Make it talk 😭😭😭
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Lizzo spotting #CTESPN
A 4.7 Magnitude Earthquake just hit California🫨‼️
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I don’t want to go to war bro I got other shit to do
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The face of a man who still hears the Huey blades spinning and Fortunate Son blasting
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F: @TeamVeteranBat 15U 1, Brewer Baseball 2027 0 PoG: @briart1124 6 IP, 5K, 2H, 0R
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how i leave the function drunk as hell after making a fool of myself all night
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Kinda unnerved by how little my wife knows or cares about the SR-71 Blackbird
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Stood too close to the scanner ffs
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Proposing to randoms on the street with ring pops dusted in fentanyl
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6ip 5h 2bb 1r 1er 4k @TeamVeteranBat
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Had a generational crank yesterday almost dotted my forehead like an Indian
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Dennis Rodman's hair appreciation post 🔥
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traditional in the streets, boneless in the sheets
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