Elle (@DSMXIII) | teapawt

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coming back from the dead with a shotgun like my mother did before me

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NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US

Gay panic.

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Lula é aclamado durante discurso na ONU: “O Brasil não cabe no quintal de ninguém”.

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me: wait why is this not checkmate my queen:

Nul 🐏✨️ #KanjiMaxxing @NULified_

THE FUCKING BISHOP IS TAKING ME OUT 😭😭😭

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he literally did this 😭

A guy allegedly harassed a woman in public, tried to kiss her after she refused, then attacked her… and quickly got humbled.

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ecila @iS2miyeon

votar em partido minúsculo pra deputado: beleza, a câmara serve pra isso mesmo votar em partido minúsculo pra presidente e governador: beleza, importante pra ganhar visibilidade e tem segundo turno votar em partido minúsculo pro senado: SER BURRO ENERGÚMENO DELIRANTE MORALISTA

joninhas • VOTE 80

@joninhasdarocha

eu // meus votos

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fucking hell this took a bit longer than I thought it would 😭

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twitter give me my pixels back

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and she answered it both on ig and on twitter lmao icon

*.✧ lucky ✧.*@gayforhahn

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wiping imaginary lipstick off her cheek was crazy

*.✧ lucky ✧.*@gayforhahn

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*.✧ lucky ✧.*@gayforhahn

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“O presidente Trump foi eleito para ser o presidente dos EUA. Ele tem o direito de governar. Mas ele não tem o direito de governar outros países” afirmou Lula na CNN.

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amanditto @yvestricolor

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amo misturar inglês e português i think in another life i was Supla

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laura @geminiriising

me when i have a friend

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Meech @MediumSizeMeech

Every time a woman does satire well everyone (even other women) thinks she’s stupid and it makes me sad

haziran ꕤ @nicetoknowyuu

WHAT THE FUCK

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𝓐𝓤𝓓𝓤

I swear Tina and Amy wrote this with a little personal rage behind it, and somehow that makes the whole thing even funnier.

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clio 💜@ddraiocht

oh my god oh my god oh my god

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fer ✭@chvrmoffensive

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finally some good fucking comedy writing

@latenightercom

The view from there: SNL UK's "Weekend Update" tackles Macklemore's removal from Ed Sheeran's U.S. tour.

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Gloria gets it

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