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Are Homer Simpson’s pants made of denim
52%Yes, obviously jeans
39%No
10%See Results I’m a coward
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literally once a week i see a tweet that asks why there isn’t a podcast about internet main characters or what happens after a modern fifteen minutes of fame moment.
THERE IS! it’s called sixteenth minute and every week i interview and examine a fifteen minutes expat. listen 😀
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Just found out the new arena’s full name is (Amherst Nova) Scotia Place . Birthplace of the Rock’s Dad and Leslie Feist
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HER: I’m coming over you better not be eating four tonnes of krill when I get there
ME:
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An award-winning photojournalist from the Grand Lake area has a new book out that aims to capture the romance and reality of life in Atlantic Canada, in all its melancholy glory. cbc.ca/news/canada/new-bruns…
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We asked people on Broadway to help us with our 2023 schedule release. 🤣
📺: 2023 Schedule Release on @nflnetwork
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some highlights from The Umpireless Inning: xitter.cf/CespedesBBQ/status/163…
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Went to Eggspectations though the receipt just says Egg Restaurant, I guess for the guys trying to hide it from their wives.
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Elon Musk is what happens when your parents don’t let you watch Simpsons growing up and you just skip to watching Family Guy when you turn 27
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sad that the guy who raised $10000000 to produce the worlds first non-woke can opener tried escaping in a hot air balloon & hit a power line





















