Movie title: "Meet the Fuckers"

I made a new logo for @AmericanAir that more accurately describes their business operations. Every time I make the decision to fly American I can guarantee it will be delayed and annoying at minimum. At the worst just poor customer service and more than typical missed connections. #americanairlines #trash

If mom and dad are getting a divorce who are you going to live with?

Seems legit.

How to fuck up a job interview 101- Recruiter: “So, it looks like you have several years of involvement in this space. What do you plan on bringing to our organization to improve our current structure?” Job seeker: “I have a concept of a plan.” Recruiter: **engaged look waiting for further details** Job seeker: **blank stare no elaboration** Recruiter: “So, any details there?” Job seeker: **moves on to another topic and starts whining about something**

MAGAts: “ThE SocIalisT CoMMuNiSt DemS wILl dEsTRoy oUR eCOnOmY 🤤🤯” Those that aren’t members of the MAGAt cult and can think freely: “Yeah, ok.”

I’m thinking a social worker would’ve taken more action.

Does anyone know if the Jewish laser beams (🥴) had anything to do with it?

Who's ready for a, "My FIrST AmMMenDmEnT RiGHts Are BEiNG ViOLaTeD by TwITTeR 🤤🥴" tirade from the @GOP?

One year into his failed presidency Lumpy Trumpy had golfed 91 times. In 2020 he managed to go another 47 times while mismanaging the pandemic.

Why is #DeathSantis trending?

Dr. Lecter

#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb that she.......actually I don't have anything clever to say. She's just dumb as fuck.

My podiatrist told me I should stop taking the blood pressure meds my cardiologist prescribed because it's nothing more than theatre.

Is there a reason people are even questioning the motive behind introducing documents to expel Marjorie Q Greene?

Soooooooo is there a reason Lindsey Graham is against the Equality Act? I mean, I feel like this would open up more access to gay hookers for him.

"Doesn't President Trump just look stronger and fitter than ever!??!"

So beat up arms, a turkey gullet, and saggy fupa tucked into poorly fitted pants is "fantastic and stronger?" Let me get ready for my Milan runway show.

Hey #MAGATerrorists don't forget to hand over those $1400 checks. Y'all don't want none of that socialism remember? And if you keep it remember, Biden is yo daddy.

I hate living in a state overrun with the GQP and trump cult members. Take. The. Fucking. Flags. Down. Already. He. Lost. Psychos. 👏👏🗣🗣

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