A new budgetary proposal is forecasting an increased user fee for city residents. However, Mayor Ryan has pledged to freeze user fees for residents that agree to pay with Kohl’s Cash!

Someone let Tuch and Thompson know their ride is here to take them home after the game.

Please be patient while our crew is en route to Montreal to dispose of the trash officials, habs fans and ESPN correspondents.

Now we’re all wondering what this guy WOULD like shoved down his throat 🤔 Go Sabres!

Is it possible Josh Allen is also pregnant?

We’re declaring an emergency trash day. Please be patient while our crew throws away Brandon Beane

Our plan is now available in our bio.

The DPW would like to say happy Father’s Day to hot dads only

Chris Scanlon is offering free plow rides around down town to his top donators. So far, Carl Palladino has taken dozens of rides making Scanlon sit on his lap each time.

The Buffalo DPW wishes a very Happy Mother’s Day to attractive single mothers only!

I was accidentally added to a group chat with Byron Brown and his staff at OTB and they’re just rating the sexiest horses in racing

We’re just thankful Trump isn’t going after DUI hires too.

Hi Jonathan. Our schedule is posted in our bio. Hope this helps!

Yikes! I just walked in on Chris Scanlon whispering in the bathroom mirror “no more crying you’re the mayor now.”

That’s so like the West Side.. desperate to be seen but never going to get attention!

I’ve been thinking a lot about who could replace Byron…

Just walked in on Byron Brown, Carl Paladino, Nick Sinatra, Douglas Jemal, and Carl Montate in a five way goodbye kiss today. Those guys really gonna miss each other

The DPW would like to wish a happy Mother’s Day to attractive single moms only!

Byron Brown hinting a 6th term?!?! 😍 Finally some good news for fans of childhood poverty, lead poisoning, poor water quality, bloated/unregulated police budgets… and my favorite people.. venture capitalists looking to open another micro brew pub/hotel. You did it Byron! ❤️

In an effort to improve our city roads and secure a Bills win, Byron Brown will be sacrificed to the pit at 4pm.