Joined June 2009
Oasis - Some Might Say (Live From Manchester ‘25) The most amazing vocals 🔥 Liam smashed it
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who was gonna tell me the German name for the Ocarina of Time remake i'm CRYING
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Anfield stadium announcer has a golden opportunity to add an all timer to the playlist next weekend. Do it lad. #LFC
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Cuando compras celu nuevo y empezas a probar los ringtones
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Premier league Asia trophy champions you’ll never sing that
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This Saturday. #WHUFC
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Genuinely amazing how Oasis' album Dig out your soul, was released in 1995. Makes me feel proper old.
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Thanos: "YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE HE----" Kurt:
I heard there is a poll going on between “Thanos” and I on who would win in a singles match……“Thanos” obtained 6 stupid little infinity stones…..but I won a Gold Medal with a broken freakin neck, how many Gold Medals has Thanos won? ZERO! Hit my music 3 times and it’s game on. YEAH!!!!!!!!
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West Ham signed the best free-kick taker the Premier League had ever seen for £30m, he scored a grand total of 0 free kicks for us, and now we've sold him back to Southampton for £800k. Irons.
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RIP Dolly Parton MAULED BY THE TIGERS YOU’RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS
RIP Dolly Parton YNWA
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Works perfectly
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham plays a Smiths song on the guitar with a soldier in Ukraine
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Villa players gathering in a huddle before kick-off to tell each other their names and one interesting fact about themselves.
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Westside Cowboy’s debut album could be a contender for album of the year 😍
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Will have to think of a new FPL name because apparently ‘Farke Mee in Dias’ is not allowed Utter woke nonsense
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“Do not look directly at the sun” Me :
🚨 NEW: The UK will experience its biggest solar eclipse since 1999 after 6pm Up to 96% of the Sun will be behind the Moon - do not look directly at the Sun
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Bet his dad ALALALALALALALALALALA is made up
BREAKING: Newcastle have agreed a £35m deal for Monaco midfielder Aladji Bamba 🚨
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When you are asked to show everyone the new clothes you got for Christmas
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What if England win the World Cup and then the John Lewis Xmas ad music is a breathy acoustic cover of Vindaloo. I’m just saying is it worth it
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“Keep the noise down later I’ve got work early” First tackle:
Our #ThreeLions’ next mission awaits 🦁
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