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BREAKING: WHO in Shambles A report from the World Health Organization states that Europe is currently experiencing an epidemic, with patient zero being traced to a Lithuanian man. They warn that this man is extremely viral and for people to quarantine urgently. Source: WHO

UPDATE: White Lotus Silenced Following the reveal of Avatar Garchomp, an anonymous White Lotus member was banned from a subreddit for speaking the Avatar’s truth on victim-complex support mains. We suspect this is the work of Zaheer and his followers. Source: Sweltercrochet

BREAKING: Garchomp is the New Avatar After Jambon departed Overwatch for that great Valve game in the sky, the new Avatar of OWTWT is Garchomp, master of the four posting elements: ragebait, recency, nuance, and stubbornness. Only they could control all four! Source: Smarties

A Note From Our Editor-in-Chief: “We at DNN would like to give a special shout out to all of the Overwatch Community members who take pride in being themselves, such as our IT specialist at DNN. We are so proud of you, goldfish!” -R

RUMOR: Overwatch TV Show In Development Sources indicate that Blizzard has reached a deal with HBO to create an 8 episode series about the rise of Talon called “Fists.” Doomfist and Moria will be solving a murder involving omnics disguised as humans. Source: Anonymous

EXCLUSIVE: Anonymous on BCU Roster “I am Super Seriously excited for OWCC! We have all the Reich pieces and we wanna absolutely take over everywhere this tournament! My favorite TV show is Peacemaker Season 2.” - Anonymous

RUMOR: The Voice: Overwatch Sources indicate NBC is partnering with durpee82 to create The Voice for the Overwatch community. The judges are yet to be confirmed, but appear to be durpee (streaming), Dirt (ranked), Infekted (OWCS), and ChuckECheese (CAH). Source: Carson Daly

RUMOR: supertf x Jersey Mikes Sources indicate that super will be partnering with fast food giant Jersey Mikes. He felt inspired to take the deal after watching Jalen Hurts throw submarine sandwiches game after game. Source: NFL

BREAKING: DNN to DSG We at DNN are delighted that one of our confidential sources, Alex (AKA Boykisser11), has been picked up by an almost successful OWCS Partner Team! Congratulations from all of your fellow reporters here at DNN @Alex_ow2! Source: R

A message from our Editor in Chief: “We at DNN are delighted that Destiny will be making a triumphant return! All of the old Overwatch players who should be shooting at bots instead of real humans can finally hang up the mouse and frolic in the fields. Thank you, Bungie!” -R

RUMOR: OWCS x Ms. Rachel Collab Sources indicate that Ms. Rachel will be lending her learning expertise to FIL and OWCS. She will be teaching esports orgs how to count so they will stop going above the 1 team per org limit. Source: Anonymous

We at DNN can unfortunately verify the existence of the video in question, but due to multiple NDAs and a conflict of interest involving one of our own reporters, we are currently unable to present more at the given moment. -PJ

RUMOR: OWWC Match Fixing Sources have indicated that Team France was paid an undisclosed amount of money to lose the series by Capitology. It is believed he did this to make his tweet about USA’s fans look less atrocious. Source: ESIC

HEARTWARMING: Spain at OWWC Spain made it to OWWC. Source: Overwatch Esports

BREAKING: Missing at BlizzCon Numerous reports indicate that the (former) social media manager for PlayOverwatch has not been seen since making this horrible tweet. If you have any information as to their whereabouts, please report to the moderation team. Source: Anonymous

EXCLUSIVE: Kafe and Saudi Orgs “We at The Kafe stand firmly with the discriminated, stalwart Saudi eSports Orgs! Is it their right to not pay their players and staff, and we vow to continue exercising our right to do the same!” -Anonymous Co-Owner

EXCLUSIVE: Paolette on ExO CAH “Due to recent events, we will be parting ways with our tank player Santy to maintain our public image. Thankfully, we have already pulled a tank player out of retirement who has no history of relationship issues. Welcome back, Kapey!” -Paolette

RUMOR: Japan Ate Blueberries Sources indicate that Sugarfree gave Team Japan GreenWise Organic Frozen Whole Blueberries prior to the start of OWWC’s top 16. This would explain why Japan ‘sh*t the bed’ so hard in groups. We at DNN wish them a swift recovery. Source: Anonymous

BREAKING: KroxZ receives the Mandate of Heaven Team France tank player KroxZ stuns the world by defeating championship favorites Team South Korea. He is living proof that even French people can accomplish something! Source: Poko

RUMOR: Colourhex Awarded Australian Citizenship Following their 3-1 upset victory against Great Britain, the Australian government will allow Colourhex to apply for Australian citizenship. They are proud of their 28 year old breakout star bringing them success! Source: Unter