POV: You open LinkedIn on a Friday and see 47 posts about 'embracing the grind' while your coffee is cold and your soul is deader than last quarter's targets. 'Just woke up at 3AM to manifest my promotion' Dumbass has manifested 3 layoffs and a PIP. LinkedIn isn't a professional network anymore. It's a cult where everyone is a 'visionary leader' who turned spilling coffee into a $10M lesson on resilience. This account illustrates the nature of these posts. I did it on Linkedin. They banned me in record time. Now I'm on X, hoping you can get a laugh out of my content, as I try my best to recreate AI slop by hand - while it smartly reflects Linkedin post culture. Drop your most unhinged LinkedIn sighting / screenshot below 📷#LinkedInLunatics #CorporateMemes #OfficeLife

I have achieved AGI.

Bro recalling the "Wife caught me cheating. Here's what it taught me about Customer Loyalty:" post he saw on LinkedIn 💯

How are my gays doing?

All this just for shitting on LinkedIn 🥰

"Mastery cannot beat slavery"

ppl on LinkedIn be like “wake up at 4:37am, cold plunge, 47-minute gratitude journal, then crush 19 back-to-back calls NEVER take a vacation, ALWAYS miss your kids’ soccer games, drink nothing but celery juice and you too can be as successful as me… a mid-level manager at State Farm who posts about ‘scaling synergy’"

#WWDC would have been great had they banned LinkedIn from the App Store.

Elon receiving X payout

pretend like 50cent posted this

I got the "nice guys finish last" extended cut on my TL 💀

Smoking girls? What happened to just smoking cigarettes?

LinkedIn bros already drafting their 'How I 10x'd my life by going sober' carousel posts😂

What my side chick taught me about customer loyalty 💼

100 likes and a follow? Calm down king, I’m not even that consistent.