Prompt: make me the Bond villain I look like and generate the image. Soli Deo Gloria Sal y Luz
IT Hack in the Trenches
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Super Dave Ediger (not the real Super Dave) retweeted
as a result of last night’s election, all network standards are no longer allowed to reference ‘m*ster’ or ‘sl*ve’ & instead must use the woke-approved terms ‘dom’ & ‘sub’ instead
Super Dave Ediger (not the real Super Dave) retweeted
To everybody celebrating Greg Abbott’s defeat, what if I told you there was a way to watch an unlikable old guy lose in Texas almost every Sunday?
Super Dave Ediger (not the real Super Dave) retweeted
The Republicans were crushed in the 1974 midterms. Reagan later delivered a speech explaining why:
♦️ “The meaning of the last election will not be found among those who voted. It will be found among those who stayed home—the biggest non-voter bloc in our nation’s history. And why did they stay home? Well, because they said they couldn’t see any difference between the two parties.”♦️
There’s a lesson in that worth remembering. You can’t win voters by simply telling them how bad the other side is. You have to give them a compelling reason to vote for you. Stand for something. Be bold, unapologetically conservative, offer a clear contrast, and most importantly, deliver on the promises you campaigned on. Voters need to see a real difference, not just hear about one.
Super Dave Ediger (not the real Super Dave) retweeted
Today has really fucked me off.
People think all pilots look like me, old, grey, half bald with a beer in hand. They forget that we all have to start somewhere. As a 20 year old copilot getting a job on a Lear (after passing the ATP, and the aircraft type rating), getting shit thrown at you every day by experienced Captains (who only want you to learn) until the point at which you get selected for Captaincy. You’ve worked so hard, you’ve dedicate your entire life to that moment and what it means beyond.
To have that cut short is absolutely devastating, it’s a brutal, one chance only world, get it wrong once and there are no second chances.
So before you post about a 20 year old female pilot being in such a position ask yourself what you’d done by 20? Ask yourself how your friends and family would feel tonight.
Above all, leave it to the investigators to work it out.
Super Dave Ediger (not the real Super Dave) retweeted
So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right?
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Super Dave Ediger (not the real Super Dave) retweeted
It's fascinating how Calvin & Hobbes is locked into its own lifespan. Watterson famously didn't want his comic strip marketed and merchandised like Garfield, so he ended it on his terms.
The side effect of that is it's really only known by those who were around for its original run and a brief period after when the collections were recommended by everyone.
There's an entire generation who didn't grow up with it, and that's a shame. One of the greatest newspaper comic strips of all time.
Super Dave Ediger (not the real Super Dave) retweeted
No one in the history of media knew the interior workings of a young boy’s brain better than Bill Watterson
Folks, my spirit is heavy. It's been a bad weekend for many in my hometown. It will be rougher yet in the coming days, weeks, months. And yet, this morning, a double rainbow over McPherson. Psalm 34:18
Hug your kids tightly.
Be kind to each other.
Time Stand Still.
Super Dave Ediger (not the real Super Dave) retweeted
“Your mother was quite the talented Potions Witch, Harry. She could brew anything from Wolfsbane to meth. It was truly a sight to behold”
“WHAT?!”
“Well, how did you think they kept me in check during the full moon?” Lupin replied calmly. “The Potions professor in our era was nowhere near as good as Snape is today, so I had to get my Wolfsbane from somewhere.”
“NO, I MEAN THE METH THING!” Harry shouted. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MOTHER COOKED METH?!”
“Well, she didn't at first. But the Order was running out of money during the war, and we needed a way to convince the residents of Knockturn Alley not to side with Voldemort. Your mother provided a solution.”
Lupin nodded thoughtfully.
“She introduced us to a wonderful Muggle substance called meth. We had Mundungus deal it in Knockturn Alley. It made us enough money to last through the war, and the residents agreed not to side with Voldemort as long as we kept supplying them.”
“I—WHAT—WAIT—MY MOTHER WAS—HOW DID SHE EVEN—WHAT?!”
“Oh, don't worry, Harry. She stopped cooking after she became pregnant with you. For your health, she said.” Lupin tried to placate him.
Harry stared at him, utterly speechless.
“...Of course, it turned out that Voldemort had been buying from her supply. When she stopped, he went on a rampage trying to get his fix. He even broke into your parents' house in a fit of withdrawal, hoping to force her to cook for him again.”
Lupin paused.
“Unfortunately, he ended up killing her by accident.”
“...”
“...Did nobody tell you about this?”
"All will love me and despair!"
The Full Blood Princess.
#Malfoid #MalfoidArt
Credit @SonicElkOG again for another fantastic outfit.
Super Dave Ediger (not the real Super Dave) retweeted
Narcissa: You can’t go to the Yule Ball in THAT, dear.
Malfoid: Why not?!
Narcissa: Because it doesn’t say “young lady of refinement”, it says “next Dark Lord”!
Malfoid: You’re just making me want it more now!
Narcissa: …Just don’t let your father see it.
The Full Blood Princess.
#Malfoid #MalfoidArt
Credit @SonicElkOG again for another fantastic outfit.
All this recent Malfoid/Hogwarts rewrites, and these have been in the wild for some time.
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