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#CaptainActivia

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DJ | King Of Enjoyment |

 England, United Kingdom
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Joined May 2011
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JuniXx 永@JuniXx10Nov 8
Cuando el profesor dice que hasta que no resuelvan la pregunta no salen al descanso y la muchachada ve al inteligente del salón levantar la mano:
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Wes@6ManYTNov 9
“Can you run a mile” became instantly funnier after the camera panned to her 😭😭
Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) profile pictureHoop Central
@TheHoopCentralNov 9
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit: “Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀 (via @FadeAwayMedia)
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David Ornstein
@David_Ornstein12h
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

Manchester United expected to sack Michael Carrick as head coach

United are in the Premier League's relegation zone after winning just one of their first 10 games this season.

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(fan) Trey
@UTDTreyOct 27
Arsenal fans can never bring up the Grimsby loss again
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Chim@CoachChimOct 24
You guys cancelled Stormzy to boast about eating McDonald’s wings. It’s an evil world man
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dario. 🇯🇲@StillDariiOct 17
Nigga told Saeed “pick ya tits up” and gang went a made a documentary. Y’all aren’t men, y’all are bitches man lol. All of you. Started conflict and then got offended as one usually does.
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M I K E ©️@mike_muhimaOct 15
Funny how he purchased a defender for himself but not for the team.
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@mufcMPBOct 15
🚨🚨📸 Jason Wilcox arriving at Carrington this morning. #MUFC [@MailSport]
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MwepuMagic@MwepuMagicOct 11
Enzo Fernandez seeing City fans bring Bananas in the crowd
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DRUSKI
@druskiOct 8
Kid Stars growup & be so Unpredictable 😂
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Astro Negro 333@TMitch2CoolOct 2
Walking back in the club after throwing up profusely in the bathroom
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@IusedtolovesunOct 1
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 top 3 videos of all time
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bum
@BattleRapBumOct 2
returnin back to the homies after a failed mission
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Devin Walker
@Devin_Walker2Oct 1
he shoulda did this 😭😭
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@TMZOct 1
🚨 Rick Ross arrested for battery in Miami. Details: tmz.me/3VJHMs1
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Capital P fr@PaigeeeeMOct 1
First and foremost I need silence is sending me LMFAOOO
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@FearedBuckOct 1
Rick Ross tells the media he is innocent as he walks out of jail after being arrested on domestic violence charges, including felony battery by strangulation. “I’m totally innocent of these fabricated allegations made against me. I’ll be in Dubai tomorrow, Paris Saturday, and I plan on having a bowl of rigatoni with heavy marinara Sunday. I repeat, heavy marinara.” (Via @fox_sheldon)
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The Overlap
@WeAreTheOverlapSep 30
One of the biggest stories in English football. Tomorrow, we get into all of it. 🍿 David Ornstein and Paul Gilroy join us for a special Stick to Football, breaking down the Manchester City verdict and what happens next. 🎙️
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Image from The Overlap (@WeAreTheOverlap)
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utdreport
@utdreportSep 30
A new billboard has gone up just outside Old Trafford [via @1990sutd]
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.@tosinmm_Sep 29
Last thing on Man City, a club that was relegated in 2001, claimed that in 2011, a decade later, they’re on financial levels with Man Utd, Real Madrid and such. Hilarious levels of playing in peoples faces.
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Mark Ogden@MarkOgden_Sep 29
The wording of the PL statement is so brutal that if City fail to win their appeal, the sanctions will be enormous
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Martyn Ziegler
@martynzieglerSep 29
The scale of Manchester City's financial cheating laid bare in independent commission report: the club overstated sponsorship income by more than £830 million over eight years.
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Martyn Ziegler
@martynzieglerSep 29
BREAKING: Man City judgement published by Premier League here: premierleague.com/en/news/47…
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC

Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC

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Yakob
@yakobper90Sep 26
I’m not even joking you could directly pin every England exit in the last 10 years on Kane. He refused to square it to Sterling vs Croatia. Shat his pants vs Italy in 2021. Was an absolute disgrace vs Spain in 2024 and don’t even get me started on whatever the fuck that was I saw vs Argentina this summer. He’s always at the scene of the crime but don’t worry I’ll see 75 goals against Augsburg and Heinz.👍
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