Doing it. One party at a time.™ DJ @texaslonghorns @texaswbb 🤘🏽 Brand Partner @topochicousa | #topogod 💦 Music Nerd | #djmelsvinyl 🔊

Austin, Texas
Joined July 2008
You have to be a myopic POS if you don't want people to live life and be happy. Everyone. Equally. Fully. Now back to your Twitter feed.
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Squeek.
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Command + C, command + V.
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I called it two weeks ago.
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I’m not sold.
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Hey @SouthwestAir had to check in a carry-on suitcase I’ve taken on tons of SW flights. It had fragile gear in it, that’s why it was a carry-on. Before boarding y’all were asking folks to check in constantly, so I know y’all were itching to force someone to give up their bag. 👎🏽
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A preferred airline change might be in the future…
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@SouthwestAir Here’s the overhead bin above my seat when we landed at MDW. Pictured is my backpack. Looks like plenty of room to me. Wanna explain yourselves? 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Hello rain. It’s been a minute. Stay as long as you like. 🌧️
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This heat, it being a holiday weekend and the current state of the world makes me want to stay home, close the blinds, crank the AC and watch all three extended versions of LOTR at least twice.
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The 4th of July weekend is one long amateur hour.
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Always moving the goalposts. How annoying.
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Dudes from the age of 10 to 25 have the same haircut.
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All Uber cars should go thru a thorough inspection before they entrust drivers to transport people. Some cars are so clapped-out. How did they pass a state inspection?
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Awfully quiet in MSG.
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It's always interesting to see who some people couple up with.
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You bums who think nothing exists beyond the Hudson. GTFOH.
Has anyone actually proved that San Antonio exists? Have you seen it with your own eyes?
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