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𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘨𝘰, 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦. #OCRP #MVRP #FantasyRP 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦.
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𝘐 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘺
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|| MONOLITH? I have to kill this Mun... For the Mercs...
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|| unfortunately, chornobyl is calling for tonight. svyatyy monolit, my friend.
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|| Grabby hands. You, Jalter faceclaim.
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|| Jeanne Alter is the hottest servant. Fight me on that.
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𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦!
𝙎𝙐𝙈𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙄, 𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 (@ScarletHellion) profile picture𝙎𝙐𝙈𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙂𝙄, 𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇@ScarletHellionSep 18
In this world, you're either cranking hog or getting your hog cranked for you. And brother, your hog is lookin' mighty crankable.
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This is not my callout, however I was asked to post this for awareness. The original writer would like to stay anonymous, and does not want any harassment to come from this, please respect that. drive.google.com/file/d/1sqa…

DEM LILY CALLOUT - SEVERE TRIGGER WARNING! (2) (1).pdf

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|| fuck you MEAN the first part of my favorite sinner’s canto just dropped?? || I JUST got over the PMoon brainrot, YOU CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME
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|| when the N Corp Inquisitor says something so prosthetiphobic you lowkey need to smite their ass with the relic embedded into your skull.
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|| please god, someone convince me not to. I beg of you.
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|| fuck you MEAN the first part of my favorite sinner’s canto just dropped?? || I JUST got over the PMoon brainrot, YOU CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS TO ME
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Isolde couldn’t help but shudder in abject horror. Things were inconvenient enough as it was, but she didn’t miss how much Valinora had exaggerated the motion. “ 𝙉𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠𝙨. I think I’m happy with the bra of holding, you know? It’s not so bad when you’re used to it. “
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"Well, you already look white intimidating as it is! So, in my eyes you're already well on your way to your goal. Im almost certain you'll get what you're looking for in time." Vali replies, smiling at the Paladin before noting her desire for less size. "I could try but.." >>>
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𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯— 𝘩𝘦𝘺, 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨; 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵!
𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊 𝙰𝚕𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚛 (@EruditeWizard) profile picture𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊 𝙰𝚕𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚛@EruditeWizardSep 17
Eheheh... Ah... She wasn't trying to imply anything, promise! Just that she was thinking that the Paladin would either try to increase her body's size or well...that. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥.
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𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰, 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦— 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴.
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. . . 𝘕𝘰, 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳, 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘌𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘰𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴.
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Can you imagine being backed into a corner by a creature over double your size licking you
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Vali wasn't talking about the bust- 𝘊𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩... She was talking about other parts of the Paladin.
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𝘽𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙨.
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𝘞𝘩𝘶𝘩—? 𝐍𝐎! 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳— 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵?
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..... She's not planning on learning enlargement spells for her body, is she?
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𝘔𝘢𝘯, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘦, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦?
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