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Dan Hasselius

@DHasselius

25+ years fire eating stage performer. Equity/Equality. Polyglot. History/Archeology. Sceptic. I might be wrong, I often am.

 Minnesota, USA
Joined February 2017
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Lots of adjectives can be used to describe GOP reps. As a friend and supporter of awesome clowns, I kindly ask that you find another descriptor. Unless, of course, the GOP member can juggle clubs on a Rola bola. Props to the selfless efforts of @CWBUSA #clownswithoutborders
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Twitter hijacked my account and without my knowledge or consent had me following the F potus. Egregious. I am migrating to mastadon. @Hasselius@mstdn.party
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The electron was full of negative energy. It had to go.
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i will avenge u mr van gogh
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I'm gonna smoke nicotine patches.
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#MyAttentionSpanIsSoShort that it never gets to a full span. It just stays at the Spa.
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44 percent of way less than half think they should be 100 percent in control.
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Matthew Chapman
@fawfulfan28 May 2022
If Russia invades U.S. schools, sure, we can have guns in them.
Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk1127 May 2022
If guns were evil, why did DC approve sending $40 billion worth to Ukraine?
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Tom McHawk@SShaggoth27 May 2022
Replying to @mshull05 @Yankees
I can freeze a human embryo and it will survive for years. Baby’s, Not as well. Why is that you think?
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Some fucked up Mafia shit.
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I often go looking for Tony's, almost daily, "F*ck you" target. Somehow it makes me feel a little better.
Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) profile pictureTony Posnanski
@tonyposnanski26 May 2022
Replying to @TheBrandonMorse @BetoORourke
How about this. No apology and fuck you.
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Patches, the new puppy.
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Using my real name on this platform stops me from intitiating useless time wasting arguements with asshats, trollbots and fuckwits.
How can we get 700 thousand progressive voters to move into Texas?
I am proud to be the Democratic nominee for governor of Georgia. My name may be on the ballot, but this campaign isn’t about me — it’s about you. Together we can create a state where everyone can thrive.
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I'm sick of seeing this old meme.
El Rayo X™🐓 (@NailMalone) profile pictureEl Rayo X™🐓@NailMalone24 May 2022
Replying to @FmrRepMTG @RepMTG
@RepMTG
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Hershell is the reason I stopped being a Vikings fan. The trade for him wrecked the team for a decade. A Runningback named Walker. Womp womp.
During all the years of production and subsequent reruns, I've never watched more that 10 seconds of Miami Vice. I'm feeling the same about the Johnny Depp trial.
It appears as though the upcoming season of Stranger Things is going to get more airtime than the Jan 6 Commitee. Here come the herrings.
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