Be a honest, humble, and simple man, who loves God, overthinks everything. The most un-pastor pastor ever. “A love of knowledge is a kind of madness.”
Lexington, KY
Joined November 2011
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PSA to all the people out there freaking out about Taylor Swift’s “that’s my man” comment and T Kelce’s reaction:
Partners want their partner to publicly flirt and choose them. Further, speaking as a cisgender, man, men want that. Good on Kelce for letting the world know that.
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Wifey out of town for a week. What mischief should I get into? Bourbon hunting? Grilling steaks? A round of golf? Brewery visit?
(Help me) choose my adventure.
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Battling HAND, FOOT, and MOUTH DISEASE…
Submitting g Application for Full Membership (again)…
DS Consultation, Visitation, and Evaluation happening this weekend…
#actualfootageofmerightnow
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Don’t get me wrong Yellowstone is a great show…
Also….
Is it a show just about how “conservative familial values” are just… messed up/damaging/unhealthy?
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Anyone got any side hustles that they would employ a project-managing, overthinking-yet-accomplishing, administratively focused pastor like me?
If your confused by the tone of this, I am too. It’s meant as a joke but also with a dash of this…
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To all the pastors who workout, I ask one question:
How?
My defense: all I want at the end of my day is bourbon.
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Sentences I thought I’d never say:
“Im wobbling on the way to talk bout Jesus”
33 is off to a great start.
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Insurance is one of the biggest scams in history.
It be like “Pay us so that we can make you pay full price on things before we help you pay things. Oh btw, that amount you HAVE to pay before we help pay…. Yea…. You won’t get there.
UNTIL THEN!!!!”
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So… question…
Can there be an age limit for politicians/lawmakers/whatever word you want to use?
Honestly worried about POTUS and Mitch
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Daniel H. Burch retweeted
WE ARE BAAAAACK‼️
@JoshAllenQB | #BillsCamp
To my clergy friends…
Do you have a “standard pay” for the special churches like weddings or funerals? Or do you leave it to the family to decide?
I was called in for a funeral on July 4th, to a location 1.5 hours from home. The whole thing took from 8am-3pm. Got Paid 50$
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Day 2 of “Critiques from the Congregation”
“We need to do less as a church. We are a small church after all”
While I understand that over-programming is a concern, 4 events (1 fellowship, 1 outreach, 1 day VBS, and Leadership Sunday) in 2 weeks is NOT bad.
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